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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    Bert and Ernie help the Muppets rehearse for their upcoming Valentine’s show. They need an extra pair for their couple’s portion.

    Only they aren’t a couple, so why are they doing better than everybody else?

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    30 Dec 2025

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    peak.

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    Steve has never won a fight. He’s had his ass kicked left, right, and center. Hell, Johnathan has kicked his ass. Steve can bat a monster, but when it comes to people? Steve Harrington has never really won a fight.

    But that’s because he’s getting put in the wrong kinds of fights. They think he’s a hammer, when really, anyone who grew up BFFs with Carol becomes a scalpel.

    (Dustin gapes like a fish. “Holy shit, dude…” Steve would chide language if he thought it would do anything. “You just performed real life Vicious Mockery. I think that guy took psychic damage!”)

     

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    Or: someone thinks he’s tough shit and is messing with Steve’s kids. Cue the Boss Battle Music. Mama Steve rips the guy to shreds, as he should.

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    16 Aug 2025

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    because reading is WHAT? FUNDAMENTAL.

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    “Uh, Spaghetti?” Richie waves a hand in front of his face, looking worried now. “Hello? Do you want to let me know whatever it was that was so important you had to drag me awake for it or -”

    “I have a turtle in my pocket that speaks to me in my head and is possessed by Bruce Springsteen,” Eddie blurts out. “Also I think it may be God.”

    Richie stares blankly at him.

    “What,” he asks flatly, “the fuck.”

    “Or a god, at least, I don’t know,” Eddie continues, “Either way, I think it was the one who brought me back to life, so. You know. The chances are very good.”

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    It's been forty years. Eddie Kaspbrak is just trying to make it out of the river.

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    22 Apr 2025

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    my fav reddie fic, always come back for a reread because she really is that girl! she's canon thank you

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    John becomes used to it. If he’s perfectly honest with himself, he’s become used to it a long time ago. At night, things are different. The darkness tickles his skin and the cemetery is the loudest place in the world and he tastes dust and iron on his tongue when he hears them talk. In the dark, the bones whisper.

    And sometimes John whispers back.

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    16 Apr 2025

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    coolest au

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    Spencer is called into a case one late night, drunk off his ass. The team sees a new side to the genius on the jet to their new case.

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    16 Apr 2025

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    a classic from my criminal minds era, love