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The Great Boyfriend Bake Off by pomeloquat
Fandoms: Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types
01 Mar 2023
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Clark knows for a fact that his boyfriend is better than Batman’s. Now, if only he had some way of proving it.
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18 Oct 2025
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Did Tim Drake-Wayne attempt to clone his best friend after he died? Yes.
Did he try to clone him 99 times? Yep.
Did he ever try for the big 100? No.
Then why...well to consequences of Tim's actions seem to be rapidly catching up with him in the worst way possible. With no way to get off this ride (i.e. his life) and no bandwith to tell his friends and family about the sticky situation he's gotten himself wrapped up in, he decides to say fuck it and plans to become a dad at age seventeen to a baby he hadn't planned on actually having.
Well, at least it gives him time to brood over telling his family about what happened on his Brucequest and hide away so he doesn't accidentally tell his best friend he's in love with him.
At least, that's the plan.
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15 Oct 2025
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Red Hood narrowed his eyes. Again, Nightwing couldn’t see his expression, but that was kind of the point of the helmet. “What do you mean, history repeating?”
“Robin, 15, running away after a rough case. Only clue he left? A note about family.”
Jason stopped himself from flinching, but it was a close thing. Goddamnit, yeah, that hit a nerve. Fuck Dick for that - this wasn’t close to the same thing, ok? No way had he driven Tim off to meet the same fate Jason had.
Right?
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When Tim disappears after fighting Red Hood in Titans Tower, Dick naturally blames Jason. Jason doesn't want to believe it, but the evidence is pretty convincing. Dick wants his youngest brother safe. Jason doesn't want a kid's death on his hands. Together, maybe they can save a wayward bird and bring the family back together.
Meanwhile, Tim is feeling pretty great about his progress in tracking down Cass. It sucks he had to ditch the others to deal with the Red Hood situation alone, but Batgirl needed her Robin. Jason was annoying, sure, but he could chill out for a minute while Tim went to kick Deathstroke's ass for messing with his sister.
The note he left explained all that, right? Right?
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11 Oct 2025
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I Wanna Shoop, Baby by 061828 for pricetagofficial
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Teen Titans (Comics), Titans (Comics), Teen Titans - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
14 Feb 2021
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Talking over Bruce's attempts to desperately stop the unwanted laughter, Dick said, "I don't really understand what my soulmark means. It doesn't have any hints about their identity, so I just memorized the words instead."
Bruce fought for control and took a deep, sobering breath. “Whoever your soulmate is, I can’t decide whether I hate them already or need you to meet them.”
“Need me to meet them?”
Bruce chuckled—he chuckled—and said, “Dick. I have a feeling the two of you are going to be a particularly troublesome pair of best friends.”
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10 Oct 2025
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Twelve Magpies by 061828
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Robin (Comics)
12 Dec 2021
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Billions of dollars and silk suits and heavy rings dripping off fingers, but Bruce was never truly happy until he met Dick, then Jason, then the rest of them. So Gotham’s old fortune can kiss Tim’s ass.
Bernard...doesn’t seem to think so. Not in the least, if the nervous bob of his Adam's apple is anything to go by.
Tim creeps behind him, utterly silent until his nose almost tickles the back of Bernard’s neck, then whispers in his ear, “It’s haunted.”
Bernard shrieks.
Alfred opens the door.
A solid ton of polished oak and brass and institution caresses the floor in a sweeping curve, giving way to Bernard, Batman t-shirt underneath a blazer, cherry red in the face. Tim snickers beside him.
or, wins and losses in turns, and being twenty is epidemic, but tim manages to wrestle with life enough to tug bernard into place beside him
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09 Oct 2025