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A Treatise on the Weaponization of Facial Symmetry (or, How to Lose an Argument to a Smile and Call It Research) by the_untamed_poet25
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
06 Apr 2026
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And that was when Kaveh snapped. He launched himself to his feet, seething with an emotion he was definitely not ready to name.
“You think you’re so clever, don’t you?” he hissed. “Just because you speak twelve dialects and own an espresso machine and have cheekbones sharp enough to cut through my boundaries, you think you’ve won. You think you can just smile—dimples and all—and I’ll fall apart like an emotionally unstable origami project?”
Alhaitham didn’t answer.
He smirked. Softly and lazily, like a man lounging on the ruins of Kaveh’s dignity.
Both dimples.
Both.
Kaveh gasped like a Victorian heroine seeing ankle.
“No,” he whispered. “Put them away.”
“I’m not doing anything.”
“That’s what makes it worse!”
Or, Alhaitham has dimples and Kaveh is, against all reason and dignity, doomed.
Series
- Part 33 of Kavetham / Haikaveh Oneshots & Twoshots
- Part 25 of A Treatise on Intellectual Dumbasses and Their Incomprehensible Love
Bookmarked by aven_yonezawa
28 Jun 2026
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Definitely one of my favourite works written by this author. Saving to read to my friends out loud :)
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Alchemical Accidents and Other Ways to Find Out Your Roommate Wants to Fuck You by AracelysDelusion
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
09 Jul 2024
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Not to praise himself, but Alhaitham would say he's an impeccably good actor. He had fooled the Ex-Grand Sage Azar and the Matra into believing he was stricken with Divine Knowledge enough to follow the plan and get himself escorted out of Sumeru City with no trouble at all.
If he had said this to Kaveh of course, he’s sure that the other man would object immediately. Saying that if he was such a great actor, then why would he not at least try to act like he has a good nature around others? The answer why he doesn’t is simple, it would hold no benefit for him to do so.
Alhaitham believes that he is good at acting.
Which should really say something considering that right now he is trying his hardest to act as if he doesn’t see an illusion of himself dicking Kaveh down into the counter right in front of him.
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After consuming a potion gifted by the traveler (at the recommendation of Lisa), Alhaitham finds himself seeing vivid illusions of him having sex with Kaveh every time they're together. Deducing that the visions are a product of Kaveh's imagination, it's only a question of where does he and his already dubious "relationship" with Kaveh go from there.
Bookmarked by aven_yonezawa
22 Aug 2024
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I would also love to meet your boyfriend! You've told me so much about him in your letters, but a mother needs to meet her son's suitor face-to-face before she can give her blessing, you know. I promise I won't embarrass you too much! Just know that he's invited as well, and I truly would be thrilled to meet him.
Kaveh read over the letter again. And again. And a few more times. As much as he wanted to appreciate and savor his mother's words, he instead struggled to make sense of them. The wedding itself was hardly a surprise — she and Mathéo have been together for years, it's about time! — and the short notice for the event was par for the course. Spontaneity was a well-established trait of Kaveh's family.
No, no, the problem was that Kaveh was single. As in, he did not have a boyfriend. Or a girlfriend, for that matter! Or anyone!
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After a series of unfortunate misunderstandings, Kaveh needs someone to pretend to be his boyfriend for his mother's wedding.
Bookmarked by aven_yonezawa
26 Jul 2024