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Harry returns to Hogwarts to finish up his last year.
Malfoy is his roommate and offers him a cigarette.
Shit falls apart from there.
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Everybody knows that Potter can't dance. He's an awkward, shuffling idiot with two left feet. Draco had even witnessed it first hand. And alright, admittedly that was over a decade ago at a stuffy school ball…but it's just an undisputed fact of life, isn't it? That Harry Potter is an insufferable twat with a hero complex, and he can't dance. But Sweet Mother of Merlin, Draco has to resist the urge to rub his eyes and pinch himself, because this Potter? He can fucking move.
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When Deputy Head Auror Potter waltzes into Wizarding London's most popular gay nightclub a few months after his highly publicised break up with Girl Weasley, Draco is completely cool about it. Not affected in the least.
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Never Mind the Bollocks by The_Sinking_Ship for shiftylinguini
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 Dec 2023
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If someone told Harry six months ago that by autumn he would be single, living on whisky and toast, and dancing the night away with Draco Malfoy, he would have told them to get their head checked.
And yet, here he was.
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12 Oct 2025
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Before his third year of Hogwarts has even begun, Harry faces three whole weeks of unsupervised time in Diagon Alley. In that time he takes a trip to Gringotts - and that changes everything.
Burdened with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic, and manipulating far more than he ever thought possible, Harry doesn't know who he can trust; but he knows he can't keep going that way. There's a whole world of lore and politics and history to catch up on, and the more he learns, the more Harry realises his true place in the world, and how much is being kept hidden from him. All the while, Dumbledore's twinkling eyes are constantly watching, and Harry can't let on how much he knows.
With help from unexpected places, Harry starts on a journey to end the war, and reshape the wizarding world. With how much he looks like James Potter, people have forgotten one important thing about him - he is Lily Evans' son, and she was one hell of a witch.
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What We Pretend We Can't See by gyzym for shecrows
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Feb 2017
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Seven years out from the war, Harry learns the hard truth of old history: it’s never quite as far behind you as you thought.
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