bambeans1418
Fandoms
- Team Fortress 2 (1)
- PHIGHTING! (Roblox) (1)
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Team Phortress 2 (Phighting X TF2 nonsense) by bambeans1418, popy_the_shmingit
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2, PHIGHTING! (Roblox)
29 Dec 2024
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 551
- Chapters:
- 1/?
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 105
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Summary
When a run in with Dell’s experimental teleporter goes wrong, him and Spy end up stranded in the snowy wilderness of the Alps. Using Dell’s wits, strength, and survival knowledge, alongside Spy’s… uh… world’s smallest roll of toilet paper stored in his teeth, they’ll have to work together to get out alive. Hopefully no strange, confusing, homoerotic, queerplatonic, aroace themed feelings arise from being stranded alone in the mountains with your best friend/mortal enemy.
Bookmarked by bambeans1418
14 Oct 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
i also need to read this later thanks popyyyy thank youuuuu ilove old men and their stupid dynamics lalala
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Stupid Lobotomy story: The Gravel Wars ended, thanks to a new 'leader' of the companies. Gray Mann has new policies that he needs to enforce.
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RED and BLU teams are different people, with different personalities and names!
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Updated at least once a week. next update: small breakSeries
- Part 2 of PocketMed
Bookmarked by bambeans1418
09 Aug 2025
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SAVING THIS ONE TOO BECAUSE I THINK I REMEMVER THIS ONE FROM MY REIGN AS A GUEST I GENUINELY CANT REMEMBER SHIT THESE DAYS
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two old men bonding over a second language struggle, and some little birds.
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disclaimer:
- talks of mental illness + homosexuality will be period-typical
- engineer is acting as a caregiver for pyro in this fic
- there is not, and will never be romance between engineer and pyro.
- no really edgy medic (sorry :))Series
- Part 1 of PocketMed
Bookmarked by bambeans1418
09 Aug 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
I FOUND IT HUZZAHH
i read this fic originally as a guest (or i just never saved it i gen csnt remember) but I FUCKING LOVE THIS ONE 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 MEDIC 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 😭 HONEEEYYYYYYYYYY
AAAOI OAUFHHHHH AUAUE UEE UEEE UEEEUUUU 😭 😭ahem. anyways im definitely binge reading this later
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When Sniper is invited to a Smissmas Party with his old colleagues, he ends up feeling like the odd one out. That is, until an unexpected interaction with Heavy's sister changes everything.
Bookmarked by bambeans1418
09 Aug 2025
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straight spy fic??? in 2025?? unheard of!! /silly
but seriously i do like the concept i havent the time to read just yet, maybe in the morning but gahdaymn heavy's poor sisters getting scooped up by his fucking co-workers 😭 😭 😭 😭 like DAMN MAN
to be fair he got scooped up by one of them (medic) too so LIKE OKAY OFF TOPIC ANYWAYS i am saving this for Later. which i realize i can do that by just clicking the mark for later option wow im stupid 💔💔 -
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In order to prevent the U.S. government from accusing Mann. Co. of employee neglect, the Administrator has taken to enforcing mandatory journals for all employees. Journals are to be submitted to respective therapists during government mandated mental health check-ups. Journal entries will promptly be discarded* after submission in order to prevent potential privacy breaches.
*discarded neatly in a crate in an on-base storage closet.
You are the new recruit responsible for on-base management. Your jobs include but are not limited to weapon maintenance, file storage and retrieval, and testing and assurance of on-base security. You have sworn secrecy for all the classified- ooh, what could this be?
Currently working on phase 3/5
Special thanks to Bones! Their discord is saxton_hale1
Bookmarked by bambeans1418
09 Aug 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
bookmarking this to read in the morning (or whenever i have the time) because MAN i love the trope of journal entries also its like embarrassing how long I haven't gotten to reading this a friend sent me the link and it's been like 6 months help me