banalityofweevil
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here's the thing. you said a "jackdaw is a crow." by banalityofweevil
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
28 Feb 2024
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This particular morning he had woken up from a nightmare where his favourite pastry shop had re-oriented its counter from horizontal at the end of the room, to vertical along the side. Following this inauspicious omen, Mei Mei had appeared during his lunch break and then, once again, when he had just clocked his fourth hour of overtime.
Nanami takes up bird watching.
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- Part 1 of email jobs
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“So you knew who I was all along?”
"Unlike you, I try not to be intimate with people I don't know.”
She flushes, the feeling travelling up her throat and to her cheeks. “I wouldn’t say reading my name in a work-up about my stepfather counts as knowing me.”
“Oh but we have been introduced,” he says with a strange lidded half smile. “Twice.”
Drifting through life in a haze of alcohol and shopping, a bored Chinese heiress meets a mysterious Russian man and promptly forgets his name multiple times.
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zugzwang by banalityofweevil for persephoneselene
Fandoms: Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies)
27 Aug 2023
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"Didn't you ever kiss it better for your daughter?"
"That wasn't a widely held cultural concept at the time, no," he replies.
She always meets Miguel on the rooftop after stumbling home late from a party; only a few hours before the sun rises, at the razor edge of day.
OR the vampire AU
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nativity by banalityofweevil for lexicon93
Fandoms: Eloise - Kay Thompson (ill. Hilary Knight), Shadow and Bone (TV)
30 Mar 2023
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Alina once grew up in the Little Palace Hotel. She returns many years later.
OR the Eloise AU
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"One more thing," she says as she readies her wings for flight. "What do you think of love?"
OR angel Alina, devil Aleksandr
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- Part 2 of civitas terrena
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For Guidance, Please See the Corporate Interpersonal Relationship Policy by suspiciousflashlight
Fandoms: Naruto
13 Aug 2019
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What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.
Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.
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- Part 1 of NCR Workplace Misconduct
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Bookmarked by banalityofweevil
07 Apr 2024
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All I want is to see these kids get slack.
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Feyd-Rautha puts his dick in the box. Margot is astounded, disturbed, and not a little aroused.
He’s undoing his belt. This much is no great surprise. He’ll want her to touch his member, of course, to give him the service he’s accustomed to from his slaves and concubines, but what about the agony box? Is he going to put his hand back in, or —
Feyd-Rautha settles the question for her with dispatch of a trained fighter. She barely gets a glance at the proud pink cock he’s pulled out from under his robes before he’s stuffed it, incipient erection and all, into the agony box.
The Reverend Mothers are never going to believe this. And Margot, Margot can’t help it — she has to laugh. -
Mars is a Conspiracy by antioedipus
Fandom: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
17 Mar 2022
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Bookmarked by banalityofweevil
28 Feb 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Kinda like being inside of a fourth wave HK art film smashed with a Tati film.
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Cat-scratch Fever by antioedipus
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)
16 Jul 2023
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Kento and Mei Mei, figuring it out without admitting that it's what they want.
"Kento is willing to concede that he wouldn’t know what to do if Mei Mei were nicer to him. He’d honestly probably ask her if she were having a stroke, it’d be so out of character for her. He doesn’t even know why he likes her so much."
Bookmarked by banalityofweevil
15 Feb 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
Come for Nanami (at his most Nanami) being made entirely insane by Mei Mei, stay for the incredibly incisive explorations of sex and depression.
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Both of Aleksander Morozova’s assistants want to fuck him. Unable to do so, they settle for fucking each other instead.
Bookmarked by banalityofweevil
30 Jan 2024
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The best scenes are a combination of imagination and desire.