banalityofweevil



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  1. Summary

    JJK oneshots about being plagued by email.

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    Loosely connected one shots about an angel and a devil.

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    What Sasuke Uchiha wants is an indeterminate EC-02 Step 2 position with the Canada Mortgage and Housing Corporation that offers a decent salary, health benefits, paid vacation, and a manager who won't break all his Excel spreadsheets. What he gets is Naruto Uzumaki, an improbably attractive and unbearably annoying co-op student who eats way too much instant ramen and doesn't understand that "casual Friday" doesn't mean varsity sweatpants.

    Official CBC Canada Reads Selection 2019, made possible by the generous support of the Canada Council for the Arts and the Ottawa Tourism Board.

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    07 Apr 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    All I want is to see these kids get slack.

  2. Public Bookmark 39

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    Feyd-Rautha puts his dick in the box. Margot is astounded, disturbed, and not a little aroused.

    He’s undoing his belt. This much is no great surprise. He’ll want her to touch his member, of course, to give him the service he’s accustomed to from his slaves and concubines, but what about the agony box? Is he going to put his hand back in, or —
    Feyd-Rautha settles the question for her with dispatch of a trained fighter. She barely gets a glance at the proud pink cock he’s pulled out from under his robes before he’s stuffed it, incipient erection and all, into the agony box.
    The Reverend Mothers are never going to believe this. And Margot, Margot can’t help it — she has to laugh.

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    27 Mar 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    actually genuinely hysterical

  3. Public Bookmark 13

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    28 Feb 2024

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    Kinda like being inside of a fourth wave HK art film smashed with a Tati film.

  4. Rec 55

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    Kento and Mei Mei, figuring it out without admitting that it's what they want.

    "Kento is willing to concede that he wouldn’t know what to do if Mei Mei were nicer to him. He’d honestly probably ask her if she were having a stroke, it’d be so out of character for her. He doesn’t even know why he likes her so much."

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    15 Feb 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Come for Nanami (at his most Nanami) being made entirely insane by Mei Mei, stay for the incredibly incisive explorations of sex and depression.

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    Both of Aleksander Morozova’s assistants want to fuck him. Unable to do so, they settle for fucking each other instead.

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    30 Jan 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The best scenes are a combination of imagination and desire.