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    I'm sure given your position you already know about the advent of the General Data Protection Regulation next year, wrote Peter Lukas, to Elias Bouchard. However, the Lukas family wishes to be crystal clear that our continued investment is contingent upon the Institute taking its responsibilities with regards to privacy and confidentiality seriously.

    The Magnus Institute hires a Data Protection Officer. He sets about diligently booking in meetings, writing policy documents, and training all the staff in the importance of confidentiality. Now if only he could get hold of the Head Archivist, who seems to have vanished again...

    (Jon is only trying to save the world, but apparently some people think he should still be doing his day job.)

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    25 Feb 2026

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    Laughed in public reading this fic. It was embarrassing. I understand Peter Lukas. 10/10 recommands

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    “He’s joining us earlier than we anticipated.”

    “He’s a flight risk. This way there should be no more risk of him getting away from you. I’ve killed his mother. He belongs to you.”

    “Six years old and already training in the Raven’s nest. He will be a player that won’t be rivaled.”

    Nathaniel lives a hard life in the ravens nest, choosing Jean and Kevin's safety and happiness over his own constantly. Like the martyr he is. Then one day he is given a chance. It's a fools bet, and Nathaniel is unlikely to win it.

    But he has one season to take the Foxes to championships and win.

    If he doesn't, well.. he doesn't like the other options.

    So he makes his own. Win or die.

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    19 Oct 2024

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    Neil the menace that you are <3

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    Day Two: Kid Fic

     

    Listen, it’s not Dream’s fault that the kids all look the same in their masks. And it’s not his fault that he has the same car as another parent. It just so happens that the kid he keeps accidentally kidnapping is a golden child. Unfortunately for the golden child’s parent, Dream’s daughter is a nightmare. Fortunately for Dream, the golden child’s parent is incredibly forgiving, and also incredibly adorable.

    Or, five times Dream accidentally takes home the wrong child, and one time he takes home the right one.

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    07 Feb 2022

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    I- oh my god (≧∇≦)

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    The following story is an adaptation of the scripts of 4 streams intended for production on the Dream SMP. Due to all 4 scripts being written before Ranboo’s death it is best to take this story as being in it’s own timeline that is respective of the character of Wilbur Soot. The actors have signed off that the actions taken by the characters in this story are accurate and representative. It is up to audience interpretation which timeline is canon to the greater storyline. For all future lore based around Wilbur, this is canon.

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    26 Jan 2022

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    ʅ(◞‿◟)ʃ

  5. Rec 93

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    Day 6: DSMP AU


    "Seems like the hit to the head was one too much," Techno simplified. "I don't think he remembers anything."

    "What?" Sapnap's voice was barely over a whisper.

    "He doesn't remember anything," Techno concluded.

    "Tommy, L'Manberg, Doomsday, the Festival, what does he not remember Techno?" Sapnap asked in rapid succession. "What do you mean?"

    "Sapnap-" Techno sighed.

    Techno looked at Sapnap, holding back from what he knew would be devastating news. He didn't know how to deliver it if he even could. But Sapnap wasn't having any of it.

    "What is it? Tell me," Sapnap urged.

    "He doesn't even know who you are," Techno blurted out. 


    Dream and Techno escape prison, and the first place they go to for cover is Kinoko Kingdom. It seemed like the smart choice, since no one would've expected it, but Sapnap had a promise to keep. Sapnap was going to kill Dream if he ever escaped. Though, things are a little hard when they're not the person you think they are. Not anymore, at least.

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    03 Jan 2022