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Desperate times call for desperate measures, and Goro Akechi is getting Desperate.
Desperate enough to reach out to forces beyond human comprehension to help. Powerful beings that are equal parts dangerous and beautiful that can grant any wish so long as the other end of the bargain is kept.
Goro makes the call and he's answered.
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Michael in the Bathhouse by Neapolitan (banthatguy)
Fandoms: Be More Chill - Iconis/Tracz
20 Feb 2019
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Michael didn't believe in the supernatural. Spirits, mystical creatures, ghosts; none of it was real. He was a man of facts, not fairytale. So when his family uproots his life and moves them halfway across New Jersey Michael fully expected it to be completely and utterly ordinary.
Naturally, Michael stumbles upon the spirit world he doesn't believe in, his moms are turned into pigs for eating food, he's forced to sign a dubious work contract for an evil Keanu Reeves impersonator, and he falls in love with a boy who just so happens to be the moon.
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Once a month since sophomore year Jeremy receives a letter from a secret admirer, always accompanied by a flower.
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After the SQUIP Incident, Jeremy was forgiven. He should have been fine, his life had been balanced out. He had new friends, he regained his best friend, his dad was trying, he was doing well in school. Everything was okay. Everything was good.
Jeremy didn't deserve it. Jeremy wished he was dead.
(Alternately titled You Don't Just Walk Away From Traumatic Experiences Like A Manipulative Supercomputer Controlling Your Body Without Severe Repercussions, Jeremiah)
edit 9/10/18 literally several months later and im doing cosmetic edits dont mind me
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An innocent suggestion spurred by the heat, a trip to 7-11 they'll never make, a truck driver going into cardiac arrest right before the light turns red. Michael, with his blind trust in traffic lights, not even bothering to look. He never fucking looks.
(A Kagerou Days AU because I Hate Myself)
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fell in your opinion when i fell in love with you by alistair_blackwood
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
15 Jun 2020
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“This is the Magnus Institute, not a creative writing course at university. If that doesn’t agree with him, he can leave.” There was a thud and the sound of rifling tapes. “He can take his bloody tea with him.”
Martin’s fingers tightened on the saucer. Oh.
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Martin knows better than to talk about it. It's fine. He's fine.
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18 Jun 2020
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Jon moves into a new apartment and almost immediately dumps soil (accidentally!!!) onto a neighbor's balcony.
Somehow, there are more pros to this than cons.
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- Part 1 of yarrows verse
Bookmarked by Neapolitan (banthatguy)
17 Jun 2020
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Martin had always been favored by the summer courts, and moving up north to the little village of Lacuna is a difficult adjustment. It's rainy and lonely and everyone seems to have a strange, distant relationship with the local faerie court.
However: there is a strange man in a cloak who walks past Martin's remote little cottage every few days.
However: there is a moth that keeps getting stuck in Martin's house during the rain.
These events are not as disconnected as they first appear.
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Bookmarked by Neapolitan (banthatguy)
09 Jun 2020
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i have often dreamed of a far off place by andrewminyards
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
11 Oct 2020
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Jaskier looks into the mirror. Julian of Cintra stares back at him, and there is almost nothing of Jaskier in that reflection. Gone is the bard who’d wowed the Continent with his songs, and Jaskier grieves for the loss, heart heavy and aching.
He’d managed to discover what he would have been had he not been a witcher, but he will never have it again. Returning to the Path will be painful, knowing that he will once again be rejected by humans, and it leaves a hollowness in Jaskier as he realises that he will no longer be loved. Not anymore.
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Before Jaskier the bard was born, there was Julian of Cintra, a witcher tired of his life on the Path. Julian gets the life he wants and lives four decades as Jaskier, until he’s forced to return to his life as Julian after the dragon hunt.
As he struggles to reconcile his two identities, Julian finds Geralt and Ciri, and slowly lets himself trust again.
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- Part 1 of i am made of memories
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Bookmarked by Neapolitan (banthatguy)
05 Jun 2020
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Martin Makes Friends with all the Avatars Through Bops by Whooly_Shep
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
09 Oct 2022
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Martin has learned to know what to expect in life. Day in day out do your job and then go home. However everything starts going south when after a long day at the archives he decides to take the metro to go home. Who knew that all it would take for Martin's life to change drastically would be listening to Abba and some dance moves?
Or Martin makes friends with all the avatars one song and a lot of dance moves at a time and stops the panopticon before it even happens.
Bookmarked by Neapolitan (banthatguy)
31 May 2020