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i see the wasp on the length of my arm by twinagonies for activeB
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 Jul 2021
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Lan Wangji meets Wei Wuxian at college orientation. After that, it feels inevitable.
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Serial monogamist straight boy Wei Ying meets anti-romantic Lan Zhan. They figure it out. Eventually.
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30 Dec 2025
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[Podfic] The Nie Sect Discussion Conference That No One, Ever, Will Discuss Again. by mondengel by LadyEn
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2025
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Lan Qiren sits at the head table at the latest Discussion Conference and makes an observation.
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30 Dec 2025
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House and Home by EClairatee
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Dec 2025
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“To the Occupant of 1308 Flower Mound Drive,
The neighborhood association has designated the week prior to October 31 as an appropriate time to display Halloween themed decorations. Not only are your current decorations premature, the number of display items is excessive. While the Neighborhood Association has not explicitly stated the maximum amount of items allowed in a display, it is still fair to say yours would exceed any reasonable standard.
As it seems the current meeting time is not conducive to your schedule, I have arranged a new meeting time at the usual location this coming Saturday at 7 p.m.
I look forward to your cooperation in this matter.”
Lan Wangji
President of the Flower Mound Neighborhood Association
803.xxx.xxxx”He laughed a completely sane laugh. A laugh laughed by one in total control of their faculties.
He reached for his cell phone.
“Wei Gongzi? Is everything okay?”
“Never better. Do you remember where you ordered the skeletons? I need more. Many, many more." He paused for dramatic effect.
"Wen Ning, order me an army.”
***Story COMPLETE at 10 chapters, adding another arc!***
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30 Dec 2025
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The Banquet Was Never About Trade by kajinmao
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu, 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga)
29 Dec 2025
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Three envoys from a foreign country approach Jinshi under the pretense of negotiating a trade agreement.
In reality, their true goal is to eliminate Maomao — Jinshi’s greatest weakness — and marry their sister to him.
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29 Dec 2025
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death by a thousand cuts by bunnylianlian
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2025
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Lan Zhan is not the type of alpha to go around with his fangs bared. Much less to bite an omega. In fact, it was just unlike Lan Wangji to bite anyone altogether, regardless of their secondary gender. The first bite, albeit not deep and much less aggressive than the following ones, should’ve been a red flag for Wei Wuxian. He knows very well that alphas don’t just get the overwhelming urge to bite out of nowhere. No matter how frustrated, upset and stressed out they were. Much less alphas as restrained as the Lans.
Lan Wangji had not bitten him just because he was having a temper tantrum.
He was going into rut.
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29 Dec 2025