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i see the wasp on the length of my arm by twinagonies for activeB
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
17 Jul 2021
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Lan Wangji meets Wei Wuxian at college orientation. After that, it feels inevitable.
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Serial monogamist straight boy Wei Ying meets anti-romantic Lan Zhan. They figure it out. Eventually.
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30 Dec 2025
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[Podfic] The Nie Sect Discussion Conference That No One, Ever, Will Discuss Again. by mondengel by LadyEn
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2025
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Lan Qiren sits at the head table at the latest Discussion Conference and makes an observation.
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30 Dec 2025
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House and Home by EClairatee
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Dec 2025
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“To the Occupant of 1308 Flower Mound Drive,
The neighborhood association has designated the week prior to October 31 as an appropriate time to display Halloween themed decorations. Not only are your current decorations premature, the number of display items is excessive. While the Neighborhood Association has not explicitly stated the maximum amount of items allowed in a display, it is still fair to say yours would exceed any reasonable standard.
As it seems the current meeting time is not conducive to your schedule, I have arranged a new meeting time at the usual location this coming Saturday at 7 p.m.
I look forward to your cooperation in this matter.”
Lan Wangji
President of the Flower Mound Neighborhood Association
803.xxx.xxxx”He laughed a completely sane laugh. A laugh laughed by one in total control of their faculties.
He reached for his cell phone.
“Wei Gongzi? Is everything okay?”
“Never better. Do you remember where you ordered the skeletons? I need more. Many, many more." He paused for dramatic effect.
"Wen Ning, order me an army.”
***Story COMPLETE at 10 chapters, adding another arc!***
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30 Dec 2025
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The Banquet Was Never About Trade by kajinmao
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu, 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga)
29 Dec 2025
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Three envoys from a foreign country approach Jinshi under the pretense of negotiating a trade agreement.
In reality, their true goal is to eliminate Maomao — Jinshi’s greatest weakness — and marry their sister to him.
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29 Dec 2025
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death by a thousand cuts by bunnylianlian
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2025
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Lan Zhan is not the type of alpha to go around with his fangs bared. Much less to bite an omega. In fact, it was just unlike Lan Wangji to bite anyone altogether, regardless of their secondary gender. The first bite, albeit not deep and much less aggressive than the following ones, should’ve been a red flag for Wei Wuxian. He knows very well that alphas don’t just get the overwhelming urge to bite out of nowhere. No matter how frustrated, upset and stressed out they were. Much less alphas as restrained as the Lans.
Lan Wangji had not bitten him just because he was having a temper tantrum.
He was going into rut.
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29 Dec 2025
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Let Me Love You Forever by FillyBoy for BadApollogy
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Dec 2025
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His scent grows a bit sweeter, peonies blossoming, as he walks because he knows who’s waiting for him, Wei Ying.
No one else ever really comes just to visit him; not that he minds at all that much. He likes the quiet and the routine of his life. He’s grateful, even, that he’s not like some other omegas his age – trailing more than a few alphas behind them. He doesn’t know how they stand it, really. All those heavy, overbearing scents surrounding them. It seems like it would be awful. And that wasn’t to say that some didn’t try to come around. He was the younger of the Twin Jades and that meant something to a lot of the people they knew, but it had been nearly a year or maybe more since the last alpha had tried to approach him and for that, he was grateful.
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25 Dec 2025
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Love Beyond the Stage || Yizhan / Bozhan X Tianziyu by leee61
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 逆爱 | Revenged Love (TV), 逆袭 - 柴鸡蛋 | Counterattack - Chai Jidan, 逆爱 | Revenged Love (TV) RPF, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV) RPF
28 Dec 2025
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A hidden love story from behind the scenes at "VERTEX"
Love Beyond the Stage
Behind the bright lights of the stage, "VERTEX," a group of five talented young idols, hides a love story that never makes it to the camera.
Wang Yibo, the charismatic dancer, finds unexpected comfort in Xiao Zhan, a doctor who is always ready to take care of his physical and emotional health.
Meanwhile, Ziyu, the soft spoken maknae, slowly falls for Tian, a loyal bodyguard who secretly protects her beyond the call of duty.
While the outside world only sees them as shining stars, behind the stage lies a sincere love that quietly grows a simple, meaningful love that dares to challenge the boundaries between professionalism and feelings.
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25 Dec 2025
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The room was quiet before, and it’s quiet again now. The scuff marks on the floorboards are unchanged; Lan Zhan never was here, after all. Wei Wuxian gapes in the wake of his absence, wine-stupid. “Lan Zhan?” he tries, as if the name is an incantation. Nothing happens.
There are drunken visions and then there’s the perfect tenor of Lan Zhan’s low voice, the arches of his cheekbones. There’s wishful thinking and then there’s—
(In which that mountaintop "Wei Ying" isn't exactly real, Wei Wuxian goes looking for Lan Wangji, and Lan Wangji's memories come looking for Wei Wuxian.)
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25 Dec 2025
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Fentao-laoshi's Guide to Cut-Sleeve Pleasures by occultings (microcomets)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Feb 2023
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Lan Wangji says, “I am also looking to . . . gain practical experience. It seemed mutually advantageous.”
“Mutually advantageous,” Wei Wuxian echoes. “Wait. Do you mean I’d get to . . . ?”
Lan Wangji stares at him.
“Practice — on you?” Wei Wuxian finishes, his eyes round with disbelief.
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During a shared summer studying in the Cloud Recesses, Lan Wangji and Wei Wuxian diligently pursue an informed sexual education. What could possibly be the harm in some mutual learning?
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20 Dec 2025
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Lan Zhan has been in love with Wei Ying since they first met. He understands that Wei Ying does not feel the same; he will take whatever friendship Wei Ying wants to offer.
And then Wei Ying proposes that they have sex.
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20 Dec 2025
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This Lan Tried to Kill Me, Actually by Athena5713
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
20 Dec 2025
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He landed in a crouch behind the Lan, breath warm by the his ear.
“Ha,” he said proudly.
Then, still holding his wine:
“Do you yield, little Lan?”Lan Wangji froze beneath him.
He looked—furious.His ears were red.
His cheeks, too.And if looks could kill, Wei Wuxian would’ve been vaporised on the spot.
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Rogue cultivator Wei Wuxian arrives at Cloud Recesses as a guest lecturer, only to clash with the stern Lan Wangji. What starts as rules broken and swords drawn slowly blooms into an unexpected connection.
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17 Dec 2025
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Give Lan QiRen The Retirement He Needs by kathie_raddare
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Dec 2025
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Wei WuXian goes into labor ahead of time. Lan WangJi is off to QingHe for business and now Lan QiRen is forced to step up.
Again.
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15 Dec 2025
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babymoon (it's a full moon, baby!) by areyouabadwolf2
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries - Hyuuga Natsu, 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime), 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Manga)
19 Sep 2025
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Jinshi is terribly aware most people don’t love the way he does - case in point, he’s picked a single wood-sorrel when he could’ve had a blossom of every variety if he so chose. While he of course feels some male pride seeing Maomao pregnant and knowing he did that, more than anything he feels a deep love and curiosity for the child, and immeasurable appreciation for his wife. It's fascinating to know they created something that didn’t exist, and now they would be responsible for guiding it through the world. He would be a father.
So what was a good father?
Or, Jinshi's on the cusp of fatherhood, and then he's just plain in it. Meanwhile, the rest of the world keeps spinning.
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- Part 3 of love in different fonts
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14 Dec 2025
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Frosted Hearts and Winter Miracles by UseMyMuse
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Webcomic)
25 Dec 2024
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Single father Lan Wangji has lost his way in the suffocating world of work while trying to support his son, unable to see just how deeply he was drowning. After making a promise, he takes A-Yuan to visit his family for Christmas only to be tricked into staying. In the short time he is there, can his family and the charming stranger who moved into his home town in his absence make Lan Wangji see just how bad things have become and repair his relationship with his son? And maybe, just maybe, find another Christmas miracle of his own.
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14 Dec 2025
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The Lines of your Soul by athena_crikey
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
12 Jun 2023
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At this point he just wants to get Lan Zhan horizontal so he can sleep off the drugs that are making him make little confused snuffling noises and ask questions like “How soft is purple?” and “Where did the moon go?” and “Why does Wei Ying smile all the time?”
Lan Zhan under the influence is cute, and it makes Wei Wuxian genuinely angry because he cannot appreciate it. This is not something Lan Zhan chose, this is not even an accident, this is an intentional violation and none of the sounds or questions or wide-eyed glances Lan Zhan is giving him are his choice.
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13 Dec 2025
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[Podfic] Cold Read of A Measure of Time by NebulusCharlie by Mesy Podfics (Liadantaru) for NebulusCharlie, xiaokuer_schmetterling
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2025
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Lan Zhan loses his shit...seriously.
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- Part 1 of NebulusCharlie Podfics
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13 Dec 2025
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That Alpha Stole My Platonic Lifemate Head Disciple! by NephilimDoll
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Dec 2025
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Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian are betas... or at least were betas until Wei Wuxian presents as omega after returning from the Burial Mounds. Now alpha Lan Wangji is using every alpha trick in the book to stake a claim on Wei Wuxian. Jiang Cheng is forced to watch their alpha/omega antics.
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13 Dec 2025
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The last time he got kicked out of Lan Wangji’s office was because he sat on the desk after finishing showing him how to do something trivial. Wei Wuxian leaned over and plucked Lan Wangji’s reading glasses from his face and put them on asking if Lan Wangji thought glasses made him look good.
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IT department's number one eligible single seems to have enamored one of the businesses ceos.
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13 Dec 2025
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[Podfic] Standing Engagement by Collaboraven, LightningHeterodyne, PolynomialPandemic for fensandmarshes
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
20 Dec 2022
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Lan Wangji believes he and Wei Wuxian are essentially engaged. While they search for his missing betrothed, he accidentally reveals as much to Jiang Wanyin. Now everyone in the cultivation world knows about the imminent marriage, except for Wei Wuxian himself.
Podfic of Standing Engagement by x_los.
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12 Dec 2025
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[PODFIC] buyin' me gifts with my own ends (haven't paid the first bill) by Aminias by mistynrisky
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), Death Note (Anime & Manga)
08 Oct 2024
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There is smoke languishing in the room the day Lan Wangji finally meets Death. He is not overly prepared for the occasion, notebook in his satchel among some university papers and facing down a packed bar on a Saturday night.
a man with a note book meets death in a bar, flirting ensues.
Podfic of buyin' me gifts with my own ends (haven't paid the first bill) by Aminias - Prompt #5 Anime Crossover
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11 Dec 2025