PolynomialPandemic
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Hope; To Weaponize Love In A Fight by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
12 Dec 2025
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It’s been a long time since Dick has been sufficient backup in the field, but… maybe he’s wanted for more than that.
Maybe he always has been.
It feels stupid, now, that he’d doubted it. It feels almost like a betrayal of his brothers, even though he didn’t mean it that way. Of course they want him here. Of course it’s easier with him around, that’s the whole reason he does what he does.
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OR: as Weapons truly become Brothers, Shrike's usefulness in the field continues to decrease. Struggling to stay afloat, what will Dick trade away to be able to stay?
He'd better be careful before he loses himself entirely. The Handler always keeps her winnings.
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- Part 2 of A World Without Sunlight (Hope)
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"I don't ask him to murder."
"Yet."
"I won't. I'll bloody my hands a thousand times before I ask him to pick up a knife."
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Jason never would have come back to Gotham- but Damian needed somewhere to run. Now that he's home, he's determined to make this city a safer place for his kid to live.
If only the bats would get the message to leave them alone.
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- Part 2 of Little League AU
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[Podfic] I Learned To Drown Young by GLeoPods (GracefulLeopard), PolynomialPandemic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
25 Nov 2025
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“I’m kinda fucked either way, if the pit's wearing off.”
No. No, he’s not, because Dick refuses to let him go.
“I’ll kill Ra’s Al Ghul myself if I need to,” Dick says, and means it with every fiber of his being, “I’m not letting you die again.”
Jason watches him carefully, like Dick is a porcelain vase about to topple. “The Pit didn’t revive me,” he says slowly. “You know that. I won’t die if it wears off.”
“You’re just going to take this?” He demands, pushing himself fully upright and staring Jason down, disbelief warring with his fury. ”You, Jason fucking Todd, are going to lie down and let yourself fade away? Just like that?”
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The effects of the Lazarus Pit are wearing off.
Jason didn't want any of the Bats to know he was deteriorating, especially not Dick. But now that he does, nothing can stop Dick from trying to heal his brother.Except, maybe Jason is saving Dick as much as Dick is saving Jason.
Podfic of I Learned To Drown Young
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Mom sold me to One Direction??? by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
23 Nov 2025
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Tim's just been sold to One Direction.
Wait. Pause. Back up. Tim has just been sold to the Waynes.
He feels like fanfiction should have prepared him more for this. However, standing on the driveway and staring up at Wayne Manor, Tim feels like a stereotypical school kid about to take a math test they didn’t study for.
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Tim expects to console Bruce Wayne in his grief, and maybe even cheer him up after the loss of his son. He does NOT expect Jason Todd to open the door and offer him a tour. -
take the scars from off my back by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
16 Nov 2025
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A shake of the head, clear even through the mess his mind is right now. “I'm not letting you bandage broken ribs yourself. Shirt off, arms up. Sooner this is over, sooner you're out of my hair.”
Tim can’t exactly say 'okay, just don’t look at my back or worry about blood mysteriously showing up on the bandages,' but for some reason his brain isn’t producing anything helpful.
“Back,” he says, after a pause that might’ve been too long, “not ribs. Abrasion. I can do it.”
Hood scrutinizes him. “...you haven't cleaned it, have you,” he says with disappointment strong enough to form a haze in the room. Or maybe that's what Tim's vision has become.
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"Who did this to you?" but with Jason and Tim. Y'all know the drill.
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Little League AU by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types
30 Nov 2025
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An AU where Jason and Damian bond in the League, which alters Jason's Red Hood priorities once he returns to Gotham :)
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TWSOL by Collaboraven, Iian, ImperialKatwala, Lemurienne, LightningHeterodyne, LocusThePocus, PolynomialPandemic, rebornofstars (orphan_account), SaviMatteo2810, twixtthelines (orphan_account)
Fandom: Linked Universe - jojo56830 (Webcomic)
16 Jan 2024
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A World Without Sunlight (Hope) by GracefulLeopard, PolynomialPandemic
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types
12 Dec 2025
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Weapons–people trained from a young age to act as a tool wielded by an organization–are not uncommon in the criminal underworld. A good Weapon is strong, obedient, and efficient. A great Weapon is reliable, smart, and loyal.
The Demon, Ghost, Hooded Jay and Shrike are all good Weapons. But together, they're great ones.
(Together, they're also brothers.)
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"across : beyond : through" by notquiteaghost by Aether (writerproblem193), AppleSapling, BobreyShuffles, BubblesKat, ChaosKiro, deepestbluesky, Flowerparrish, Flowerparrish Pod Collabs (Flowerparrish), Ghost_writing (Yuurei), GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), horchatapods, InklingDancer, kbirb, litra, LittleRedRobinHood, LRRH_Collabs (LittleRedRobinHood), mistbornhero, Moonlovingvampire, PolynomialPandemic, Ravin_Pods (Ravin), read by (horchatapods), sisi_rambles, Spindoctor, vexbatch pods (vexbatch), voiced by (kbirb), with (ChaosKiro), Yuurei, Yuurei_collabs
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU
10 May 2025
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[podfic] Smuggled In / Running Contraband by blackglass, Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, Dr_Fumbles_McStupid Collabs (Dr_Fumbles_McStupid), FlightlessNotFightless, horchatapods, kittona, kittona multivoice pods (kittona), korechthonia, PolynomialPandemic, read by (horchatapods), with (DevilWithABirdDress)
Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
23 May 2024
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For the Voiceteam 2024 Challenge of "Voice Battle", with the concept of battling PoVs
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look on down from the bridge by CivilBores
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
18 Apr 2025
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“You saw the body?” Jason asks. It’s a stupid question—of course Tim saw it. Tim was the one who found it, who rolled it into the carpet in the first place. But there’s a second question wrapped up in his strangled tone, which is: Are you okay after seeing the body?
Tim just purses his lips, almost indignant. “This isn’t the first time I’ve seen a corpse before, Jason.”
Right, Jason thinks, but it’s the first time the corpse has been your own fucking dad.
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Tim is desperate to keep his father’s death a secret from Bruce at all costs. Which is how he ends up hiding a body with Jason Todd, of all people.
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Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
14 Dec 2025
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Jason Todd died when he was fifteen, at the mercy of the Joker and a crowbar. He was dead when Batman found him, he was dead when he was stolen from his grave, and he was still dead now. Talia refused to believe him.
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Jason develops Cotard's Syndrome, and Talia is left to pick up the pieces
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Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
13 Dec 2025
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What is Hood doing here? They had a truce. They don’t bother Hood, Hood doesn’t bother them. Dick had been-- happy. With the terms. Happy that he didn’t have to worry about finding his surviving brother broken and bleeding on the ground again. Happy that he didn’t have to watch Hood spit in the face of everything Jason believed in, happy that he can pretend that Hood never appeared in the first place. That his little brother didn’t come back so horribly, horribly wrong.
Hood’s gun shines where it points at the Clock King’s face, and Dick does his best to hold back the urge to vomit.
Dick lets out a long, slow breath, “Hood–”
Hood flinches, “Night–”
Pain explodes in his back, and his world goes white.
He wakes up in the Titans tower.
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Dick accidentally gets sent back five years in the past, before Jason died. It's up to him to save his little brother, and maybe learn to see him in a different light.
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Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
13 Dec 2025
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Things change fast, and this too shall pass by TheSevenUmbrellas (RosyPages)
Fandoms: Nightwing (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
19 Apr 2023
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Dick has been suffering from headaches ever since returning as Nightwing. Jason notices.
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12 Dec 2025
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Oh my god, my head hurts by arguablysomaya
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics)
22 Nov 2022
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Six years after the Blockbuster case, Tarantula gets out of prison. Dick Grayson is not having a good week, and it's about to get worse.
Bookmarked by PolynomialPandemic
11 Dec 2025