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    A collection of stories the morals of which all amount to: if something can go wrong, it will. Also, if something can go right, it also will.

    Alternatively, that one college AU where everyone fucks all the shit up.

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    Where Johnny goes, the Devil follows; where Johnny goes, the Devil is already there.

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    20 Aug 2025

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    "Divination alchemy," Ed said scornfully. "Also known as complete and total bullshit."

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    29 Apr 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    That, and the lingering aftershocks of being, for just a few moments, a man so toweringly in love.

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    L puts Light in a compromising position

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    26 Mar 2025

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    Recipe to chill out one (1) bouncing-off-the-walls striker:

    Add exy and sex, stir to combine. Garnish with a sprinkling of feels and confessions in the shower. Serve immediately.

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    03 Jan 2025

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    He has to re-stitch it, in the end. Zoro lets it happen, though part of him wants to tell Sanji to keep his hands to himself, that the wound belongs to him and Mihawk, that he wants to keep it unadulterated. Wants to tell him that when he touches it, Zoro feels Mihawk’s touch in Sanji’s fingers as he did through Yoru’s blade.

     

    Post-season one fic. Zoro's turned on by the memory of Mihawk cutting him open - Sanji lends him a hand about it.

    Featuring Zoro's weirdly intense feelings about swords, his size-queen obsession with Mihawk's sword Yoru, his burgeoning sword-wound-based masochism, and his total inexperience with anything that's not sharp and pointy.

    Also featuring chaotic bisexual Sanji's innate chivalry, his inability to stop either swearing or flirting, his over use of terms of endearment, and his thing for oblivious kinky disaster gays.

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    11 Nov 2023