15 Works by bearprince

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    Nine years after a disastrous breakup, former lovers Astarion and Gale cross paths again — one a wedding planner, the other a baker. Have they changed enough to make something new together? Or do old habits die hard?

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    Geralt is a chef (or cook) at a local barbecue joint called Three Little Pigs. Jaskier is an insatiable customer who keeps leaving notes on his orders. Geralt has discovered a new part of his kink, and Jaskier's discovering something new altogether.

    Modern AU based loosely on books/game/show characterizations mashed together. But this is mostly about feedism and sex tbh.

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    Ezra--a fussy, materialistic theology professor--meets Anthony Crowley due to a mishap, and they are immediately lifelong friends. His ability to shove his feelings way down deep inside helps him help Crowley through some difficult events.

    Crowley is a bipolar, bisexual, bioengineering student-to-principal investigator with an interest in giant robots. He invents drift compatibility on a whim, a fun theory that will definitely never have a practical application.

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    4/?
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    Crowley has a bad dream. Aziraphale decidedly doesn't.

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    Crowley has always questioned everything. They both knew that was how he Fell. But why must he drag Aziraphale along with his insurmountable questions instead of letting him just have Faith in the Ineffability of it all and in the Infallibility of God Herself?

    Aziraphale and Crawly watched with their heads cocked like Labradors, which would later come around to existence.

    Amidst the soft breathing and wet noises Adam and Eve were making, Crawly jabbed his tail at them. "What do you reckon this is, angel?"

    Aziraphale, who felt he should have a sense of propriety about this but did not know why, pondered for a few moments. Then: realization. He clapped his hands together. "Oh! This must be procreation. Very sacred."

    Friends-to-lovers montage extended cut with a healthy dash of existentialism and absurd humor.

    The story begins as vignettes but chapters will lengthen as the story moves through their history. Updates every couple of days.

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    15/?
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    Inspired by a Good Omens book scene in which Aziraphale says Crowley wouldn't understand the feeling of love and Crowley's response is cut off.

    Aziraphale sighed but plunged on, "Before we had an accident," he said, "you were going to say something."

    "Oh. Right."

    "Do you remember what it was?"

    "No," Crowley said, lying through his teeth. Aziraphale looked at him flatly, in that very exasperated way of his that could make Crowley confess to anything. Well, almost anything. Crowley crossed his arms. "You're insufferable. Fine. I was going to say, 'Do you mean like in 'When Harry Met Sally'?"

    Or, just an excuse to have them watch and lament about When Harry Met Sally together.

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    Crowley had not warned him about the side effects of making an effort, or, if Aziraphale was feeling fair (and he often wasn't), had forgotten in the millennia since. All Aziraphale had wanted a nice soak in a hot spring without raising questions, but his newly minted gonads were causing a hormonal riot.

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    Sam wasn’t cocky, but he also knew Steve was wrapped around his finger. Also, Sam was a little cocky. Also, he knew Steve loved it that way.

    **Tags will be added as chapters are posted, and trigger warnings will be put into the chapter notes at the beginning of the chapter.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    Steve knows what Sam likes, and Sam is all about giving it to him.

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    No one saw us this evening hand in hand
    while the blue night dropped on the world.
    --Pablo Neruda

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    Carlos can't put his finger on what is getting Cecil so flustered around him, but fortunately scientists are also masters of deduction. It is the 23rd thing scientists are.

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    Carlos is almost as enamored with Cecil as Cecil is with him, but before their relationship takes another step Carlos needs Cecil to know a little more about him.

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    Events have caused Cecil to have to give a mandatory editorial, so he of course talks about his (and presumably Night Vale's) favorite subject.

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    Rhodey knows his friend is not okay. Rhodey will always be there for him when he needs it. Takes place somewhere after the Avengers and sometime before Iron Man 3.

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    Chapters:
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    Thor and Steve partake in Turkish wrestling.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    110
    Bookmarks:
    10
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