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Nine years after a disastrous breakup, former lovers Astarion and Gale cross paths again — one a wedding planner, the other a baker. Have they changed enough to make something new together? Or do old habits die hard?
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Three Little Pigs by bearprince, bearykinky (bearprince), fatfemmalewife
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV), Witcher - Fandom
27 May 2024
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Geralt is a chef (or cook) at a local barbecue joint called Three Little Pigs. Jaskier is an insatiable customer who keeps leaving notes on his orders. Geralt has discovered a new part of his kink, and Jaskier's discovering something new altogether.
Modern AU based loosely on books/game/show characterizations mashed together. But this is mostly about feedism and sex tbh.
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Drift by bearprince for walkwithursus
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
22 Aug 2020
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Ezra--a fussy, materialistic theology professor--meets Anthony Crowley due to a mishap, and they are immediately lifelong friends. His ability to shove his feelings way down deep inside helps him help Crowley through some difficult events.
Crowley is a bipolar, bisexual, bioengineering student-to-principal investigator with an interest in giant robots. He invents drift compatibility on a whim, a fun theory that will definitely never have a practical application.
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Crowley has a bad dream. Aziraphale decidedly doesn't.
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Gentle Storm by bearprince
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Sep 2019
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Crowley has always questioned everything. They both knew that was how he Fell. But why must he drag Aziraphale along with his insurmountable questions instead of letting him just have Faith in the Ineffability of it all and in the Infallibility of God Herself?
Aziraphale and Crawly watched with their heads cocked like Labradors, which would later come around to existence.
Amidst the soft breathing and wet noises Adam and Eve were making, Crawly jabbed his tail at them. "What do you reckon this is, angel?"
Aziraphale, who felt he should have a sense of propriety about this but did not know why, pondered for a few moments. Then: realization. He clapped his hands together. "Oh! This must be procreation. Very sacred."
Friends-to-lovers montage extended cut with a healthy dash of existentialism and absurd humor.
The story begins as vignettes but chapters will lengthen as the story moves through their history. Updates every couple of days.
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It's a record-breaking heat. Gale decides to cool down with Astarion in a way that makes new, better memories for them both.
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25 Jul 2025
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The Roads Less Traveled: Hidden Gems of the Sword Coast by fatfemmalewife
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
06 Jul 2025
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Astarion wasn't made for loving the journey. Making him stop and smell the proverbial flowers might be good for him, but Gale will have to suffer the consequences.
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06 Jul 2025
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Being turned into a vampire destroyed Astarion’s film career as well as his faith in others. Now the only gig he can get is in a tacky production of Andrew Lloyd Webber’s Starlight Express—Waterdeep’s hottest show on roller skates!
There, he meets the show’s nerdy train consultant, who has a few secrets of his own.
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29 Jun 2025
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In the picture-perfect suburb of Szarr Hills, behind every smile is a secret. Astarion plays the charming housewife for a man obsessed with life and death. But what Cazador really wants is control: over people, over bodies, over pleasure itself. With a chronic illness, a quietly traumatic divorce, Dr. Dekarios is not exactly looking to get in the middle of whatever is going on at the Szarr household. Unfortunately, he's found himself in the crosshairs.
This is a "period piece" extremely loosely based on the 1950s/early 1960s (more of the US-flavor) mashed with the Forgotten Realms.
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12 Apr 2025
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Astarion found himself watching Gale more than he was watching Dirty Dancing. He looked quite young to be getting divorced, he thought to himself. The gossip in him was dying to know the full story, but he knew full well that it would be really stupid to start prying into a practical stranger’s personal life.
As he was about to ask, because fuck it, he was probably never seeing this man again, Gale reached below his seat and grabbed a notebook and pen from a satchel. A satchel. The man was going on what amounted to a mid life crisis of a holiday (or, to be fairer to him, a third of a life crisis, because he looked to be about Astarion’s age), and he’d brought a satchel?!
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Lawyer Astarion Ancunín had a chance encounter with film professor Gale Dekarios on a flight to New York. And then another chance encounter at a bar. And when he found out he’s in the middle of a messy divorce, well, what was Astarion to do? Aside from sleep with him, which was obviously a given.
Astarion didn’t believe in love stories. But life had accidentally thrown him into one of his own.
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23 Dec 2024