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Minho has a problem that he doesn't know how to get himself out of: his daughter's teacher has an obvious crush on him and won't leave him alone, and he doesn't know how to let her down without being mean.
Obviously, the best course of action is enlisting Jisung in a ridiculous pretend relationship with him when he's summoned for a parent-teacher conference. What he doesn't know is that is going to be the trigger that starts unraveling feelings he didn't even know he had for his best friend.
Obviously.
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Minho sighs, running a hand through his hair. “Look, I had no idea you worked here, but this doesn’t have to be weird. Don’t make it weird.”
“What doesn’t have to be weird?” Jisung presses. “Why are you here?”
“I’m teaching a ballet class.” He wiggles his hands in the air unenthusiastically. “Surprise.”
“You’re teaching—” Jisung pinches the bridge of his nose. Of course.
Of course the instructor of the ballet class he just signed his daughter up for is the amazing one night stand who won't leave his mind. The guy who works at a fucking sex shop and had Jisung tied up in his bed over the weekend.
Fucking hell.
(in which — between frequent hook-ups and his daughter's endless adoration for her new dance teacher — Jisung is screwed.)
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Minho was just supposed to steal the Crown Jewels. Jisung’s heart wasn’t a part of the deal.
(Or, the most wanted thief in the country meets the Crown Prince.)
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11 Jan 2026
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“Lily,” Hayden says automatically. “You know about Lily?”
Something flickers across Rozanov’s face. His jaw twitches. “Yes, I know about Lily.” He raises his eyebrows.
Hayden feels like a complete asshole, all of a sudden. There’s just been too much going on to even think about Shane’s mystery girlfriend. “Shit, I should probably, like, call her, or something? I don’t know this girl at all, but Shane’s been obsessed with her for years. If she was watching the game, she would have seen him get hurt.”
“You don’t need to call her,” Rozanov says, and when Hayden glances at him, he still looks fucking miserable but now he’s rolling his eyes, a much more familiar expression of disdain on his face. “She’s sitting right here.”
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Hayden Pike and Ilya Rozanov are waiting for Shane to wake up after he took a bad hit on the ice. They get to talking.Chapter 2: Ilya and Shane talk about what it means, now that someone knows their secret.
Chapter 3: Shane and Hayden hash out the big reveal.
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07 Jan 2026
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Trust Han Jisung to catch feelings for his longtime best friend. But the quarter-life crisis can wait… for one thing and one thing only.
The roadtrip of legend, years in the making. An entire epic month of summer on the road with all his best friends from college crammed into a camper van with booze aplenty. And… all time in the world to forget about that silly little crush on Minho. Because regrettably, Minho won’t be joining them. He has plans with his boyfriend.
Until they break up two weeks before the trip and Minho decides to tag along.
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07 Jan 2026