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After a medical conference, Dr Gregory House picks up the wrong number from a girl.
On his way home from a medical conference, Dr James Wilson gets a suspected spam message from an unknown number.
Because House is an addict and the Vicodin isn't hitting as hard as it used to, he finds just the right distraction in this minor slip up of fate by terrorising the man on the other end of the phone with his random thoughts. However, as they message more, House realises that he might just have a new friend... a friend as some may call it...
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Hellton Hoes/The Dead Poets Society by billy_the_author24
Fandoms: Dead Poets Society (1989)
21 Oct 2025
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Dead Poets Society group chat - I've seen so many of these and am OBSESSED i may add more chapters in future but this is so giggles I hope you like
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"Well, Reg has fucked up the maintenance again." Sirius grumbles. He produces half a cheese sandwich from the pocket of his shorts, despite it being Autumn, dropping his ticket scanner on the floor in the process.
"Things aren't looking too good for Reg, then." Remus mumbles, tapping his foot impatiently.
"Yeah, Mum is going to give him a right bollocking later. I might just go to HR to see it." Sirius laughs.
"What?" Remus says, raising an eyebrow and turning his focus towards the other man.
"What? Reg usually fucks up jobs and makes sure all of the trains are fashionably late, as usual."
"No, not that part- what do you mean 'Mum'? Reg's Mum is the boss?"
"Yeah, and Reg is my brother."
Remus stares at him, jaw on the floor. "So your Mother owns the train company?"
"How else would I have gotten a job here?"
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To put it bluntly, Remus had the biggest crush on Sirius ever since he had joined his Maths Teacher position. They had met one day when Remus had lodged 14 copies of accidentally printed furry-smut off of the school printer (don't ask it was a mysterious link one of his year seven students had sent him after wishing him a happy new year.) Sirius didn't question it. It was their little joke.
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The Order have been creating a plan to lure Greyback and to imprison him using Remus as bait.
One night when Fred and George get bored, they drop down their extendable ears to hear a conversation long after the rest of the order have gone to bed between Remus Lupin and Sirius Black.
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Bring Your Kid to Diagnostics (And Surprise, We're Married) by zap2trap
Fandoms: House M.D.
26 Oct 2025
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It's Bring Your Kid to Work Day at Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital, and House shows up with a mysterious little girl in tow. Chaos ensues as the diagnostics team, and the entire hospital, discovers that House and Wilson are not only married but have been raising an adopted daughter together. Featuring whiteboard shenanigans, plushie lions, and a whole lot of sarcastic revelations.
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28 Oct 2025
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Remus Lupin is just trying to get through his days raising two young children alone after the death of his wife. It is just another day when his son becomes best friends with the younger brother of the most beautiful man he’s ever seen.
Or, Alphie Black and Teddy Lupin are 10/10 wingmen.
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21 Jun 2025
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The one where Harry says his first bad word, Remus freaks out, and Sirius is smug.
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21 Jun 2025
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My Family (Written by Harry Potter) by DoctorDizzyspinner
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Nov 2023
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A primary school assignment done by a six year old Harry all about his family, interspersed with commentary by his guardians.
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- Part 1 of My Wolfstar Fics
- Part 7 of Drabbles and Ficlets (Multifandom)
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21 Jun 2025
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James and Sirius scheme pranks, Remus is annoyed, Peter is confused but along for the ride, and Lily is a queen as usual.
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06 Jun 2025