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David discovers that Patrick has had a YouTube channel for years, in which he gives helpful life advice on a variety of topics. Watching his way through the channel, he discovers that the subscribers are big fans of Patrick's...well, everything...and endlessly fascinated by his mentions of The Mysterious David, who he first calls his business partner, then his boyfriend, and now his husband. Now that David's found out about "How, Patrick?" and its 400,000 subscribers, will Patrick's fans finally get to meet their favorite host's never-seen husband?
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- Part 1 of How, Patrick
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02 Jan 2021
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I'd Miss You Even If I'd Never Met You by Varanidae for blueink3
Fandoms: Schitt's Creek
26 Mar 2021
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Patrick had a hard time sleeping. He stared at his alarm clock. It read 3:15am. He would have to wake up in only four more hours to start getting ready in order to make it to the airport two hours prior to departure. He’d received a text from Twyla—his friend at the paper—a few days after inquiring about the author of the article. Twyla was a little surprised at Patrick’s interest, but she was encouraging nonetheless.
The only information Twyla had about the author was the name Rose and an email address. Patrick had waited two weeks before making up his mind, and even then was so nervous about the fact that he was basically hiring a hooker, that he asked Twyla to set everything up for him. Twyla could be a little quirky, but he trusted her sweet nature to convince this Rose person. And surely one week’s notice before having to take an international flight to accompany him to his sister’s wedding in Canada should suffice, right? Patrick would be paying six thousand dollars for services rendered, after all.
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The Wedding Date AU- Language:
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14 Aug 2020
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Slight AU- What if Patrick and David meet via text the first night David winds up in Schitt's Creek?
David spent so much time on his phone in season 1, and WHO WAS HE TEXTING?
This is my take on that.
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11 Aug 2020
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David Rose is done being used by his very ex-boyfriend (for lack of a better word) for what he can do, and some advice from his sister finds him driving out of the city to somewhere he can be alone and invisible. But his destination finds him wanting, more than ever, to really be seen.
A tiny percentage of the world’s population can actually become invisible, and, according to legend (or online conspiracy theory), each of these people has a soulmate somewhere who can always see them.
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27 Jun 2020
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“Thank you for calling 94.1 CBC Radio, this is ‘What the Folk’, my name is Patrick and you’re on the air!” His voice sounds too loud in his headphones, and he hopes to God he’s not shouting. Shouting at his first ever on-air caller would be just his fucking luck.
“Hi, Patrick? Yes, who do I speak to about the fact that you’ve played six Lumineers songs in the last hour?”
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Patrick is a late-night folk radio DJ, David is the owner of a car with a broken radio dial and opinions that need to be shared.
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23 Jun 2020