8 Works by bitsandbops
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Jack Abbot hasn't dated since his wife died. When he asks her to help him navigate the world of online dating, she says yes, because she's logical, and helpful, and leaving in six months anyway. None of those things protect her from falling anyway.
Or: a compilation of texts that made Samira fall more and more for Jack Abbot.
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The kids are in California with the grandparents. The house is, for the first time in years, without kids for five days. And since having the kids and being a boss-mom, Samira has been... criminally under-serviced.
Jack's defense? "It was at least seven minutes."
It was five and a half. Actually.
Or: the one where Samira Mohan-Abbot reminds her husband what "taking his time" actually means, and Jack Mohan-Abbot begs on command like the good boy he is.
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- Part 3 of mohabbot parents
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love is not a scam, you just have to wait for the tajin by bitsandbops
Fandoms: The Pitt (TV)
11 Sep 2026
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Kris is sixteen and declares love a scam. Her parents, who have been disgustingly in love for twenty years, respectfully disagree.
Her father's solution? Mini watermelons, Tajin, and a lime.
Or: the one where the sunshine baby learns that love isn't a scam
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- Part 2 of mohabbot parents
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“Is it bad?”
“What is bad, child?”
“That I touch myself to the thought of a man of God.”
Christ, have mercy on poor Father Abbot.
Or: a priest, a confession booth, a rosary used for purposes the Vatican did not intend, and two people who were never going to make it to heaven anyway.
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Samira was so sure about her relationship with Jack Abbot.
She was so, so sure.
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Samira Mohan gets stood up on a blind date at a bar on a Saturday night. She's four cosmos deep, wearing a really hot dress, and about to go home and watch Grey's Anatomy in defeat when Jack Abbot sits down next to her—also stood up, also overdressed, also pretending to be fine about it.
His date's goldfish was gassy. Hers just never showed. The universe, apparently, had other plans.
Or: two doctors, one bar, zero functioning dates, and a confession that changes everything.
Or: a blind date gone right!
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Your older brother was your whole world. He taught you how to throw, how to fight, how to be a person. He gave you everything, including your favorite niece.
So when the person who was your whole world died, who was supposed to pick up after you? And your niece?
You were going to figure it out. Ricky taught you that. But you didn’t expect his best friend to be there for you too
Or: your brother’s best friend promised to marry you when you’re 40. You’re 37 now and time is running out
(work in progress!)
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Samira Mohan-Abbot is six months pregnant, and the cravings are unhinged.
First, it was salmon sashimi that sent her sobbing into a supply closet. Then, at midnight on a Sunday, she woke up craving sunshine (as if sunshine was a flavor?)
Jack, bless him, drove to Chinatown for a watermelon. In October.
Or: the one where Jack Mohan-Abbot will do anything for his pregnant wife. Anything.
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- Part 1 of mohabbot parents