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Consciousness comes to Steve, one slow realisation at a time:
- There’s a dull throbbing behind his eyes, that makes him whine softly and bury his face further into his pillow. He can’t bring himself to move, to search for the bottle of aspirin he knows is somewhere in the room, because;
- Steve has possibly never felt this relaxed in his life. His head aches and he’s just woken up but his eyelids feel so heavy, like keeping them open is too much effort, making the pain worse.
- He is so unbelievably horny. He’s hungover as fuck, and his cock is hard and aching beneath his sweatpants.
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why don't you use it; try not to bruise it by bittersweetfool
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
08 Dec 2023
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“Oh,” Eddie says, voice strained and pitched an octave higher than it’s meant to be. “You’re not normally home.” Astute observation.
Steve looks over at Eddie from over his shoulder, not moving from his position on the mat. “Oh hey! Yeah, the gym's closed for refurbs for the next month. Figured I could just do some workouts from home,” Steve says, easy as anything, barely any strain in his voice. As if he isn’t in their living room, legs spread and ass in the air. As if he hasn’t sent the blood meant for Eddie's brain rushing to his poor dick, leaving him entirely unable to think about anything other than what’s under those shorts. Wondering if his cunt is as pink as his lips, what it might smell like, might taste like—
Steve straightens up, levels a concerned look at Eddie. Because he hasn’t said anything for a solid thirty seconds, has he? All of a sudden he’s glad he remembered to put blockers on this morning, or else the room would reek of horny alpha, and then Steve would know exactly what has him so distracted. “That’s not gonna be a problem or anything, is it?” and, fuck, he sounds a little unsure, which is the last thing Eddie wants.
Yes. Yes it’s a fucking problem.
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you know it starts pretty rough (and ends up even worse) by bittersweetfool
Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)
31 Jan 2023
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“You really are fucking stupid if you think I’m going to stop. Not much going on in that pretty head of yours, is there?”
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It sounded almost like a cat. Almost.
It sounded more like someone imitating a fucking cat.
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26 May 2026
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When Steve finds himself as the last of his friends left in Hawkins with no suitors on the horizon, he agrees to let his parents set him up with one of their chosen alphas.
Adam is nice. Normal. But a year in, Adam is still dragging his feet about having kids, the one thing Steve asked for in their arrangement, and the fighting begins. When things get violent, Steve finds himself on the run, unknowingly putting himself on the path toward the Munson Rehabilitation Ranch and the small family that owns it. More importantly, he's sent barreling toward the owners' alpha nephew, Eddie Munson.
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19 May 2026
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Separately witness to a crime ring, Steve and Eddie are strangers, and due to completely legitimate reasons the feds set them up in Witness Protection as a married couple.
Eddie is sweeter than any alpha Steve has ever actually dated, so he makes up his mind to seduce his fake husband and tie Eddie to him once they go back to their real lives.
Or: the witness protection baby-trapping fic
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03 Jan 2026
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But he didn’t count on the fact there was one person in the room who, besides Eleven and Hopper, had the reason to be the most stir-crazy of them all — and Munson had practically made antagonizing Steve into an even bigger pastime than a professional goddamn sport.
There were a variety of one liners he liked to deploy when Steve would roll his eyes or let loose a huff of annoyance.
“What’s got your panties in a twist, Harrington?” he would ask, or, “Baby skip his nap today?”
A personal favorite of his seemed to be some variation of asking if it was Steve’s time of the month. “You on your period, sweetheart?” he’ll ask. It never failed to kill with the boys, who would fall all over themselves laughing when he asked — usually after whatever meeting they were in, because it also never failed to get Nancy apoplectic. Munson, to his credit, had only needed twice to learn to keep that one way under his breath and out of her earshot for fear she’d shoot his nuts off.
These questions also had the unique ability to make Steve as red as a fucking tomato which, like, fuck him, he guessed.
In which Steve learns a thing or two, by doing a thing or two.