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Law has been under Doflamingo's thumb for five long years, trying to survive his cruelty and protect her mother. Everything changes when Doflamingo announces that Law will be competing to gain the hand of the crown prince of the Goa Kingdom, Ace. Before she knows it she's in a new country, trying to woo a prince she isn't interested in and keep from getting closer to the green haired princess she definitely is interested in, all while avoiding Doflamingo's spies. After all, her and her mother's lives are on the line.
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Ginny Weasley isn't having the best first year at Hogwarts. A mysterious new friend has her questioning her identity, and something sinister is creeping around the castle.
"At some point you’ll have to become comfortable with being alone, but for now I can be your friend. I realized that you don’t even know my name. How rude of me. I’m Tom Riddle. What’s your name?
Ginny felt something cold trickle down her spine, but she was so desperate to talk that she brushed it aside.
Ginny Weasley. Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you as well. So tell me more about this Harry you’ve mentioned."
Alternate Summary with mild spoilers for the mystery
Sirius has a kid in Azkaban that no-one knew about, since the children of werewolves get locked up and experimented on. She grows up in an orphanage unknowing of her parentage and goes to Hogwarts, where she becomes friends with Ginny Weasley. -
Putting the Pieces Back Together by blatantsockpuppet for winterofthedarkestlight
Fandoms: Naruto
29 Dec 2022
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As a child, Iruka always dreamed of finding his soulmate, the person who could love him forever. Imagine his surprise when he finds his soulmate, only for them to ignore him.
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16 year old Umino Iruka is a chūnin and a newly minted Academy teacher when Konoha's least favorite jinchūriki flies into his life, upturning everything he'd ever planned. Now he's a single parent dealing with a child he never expected along with Naruto's mysterious ANBU guardian, who he keeps finding himself drawn to. On top of that, annoying jōnin Hatake Kakashi keeps showing up in the worst places. Why can't his life ever be simple?
Or: A coming of age story featuring Iruka becoming an adult and finding his place in Konoha, complete with love and pining.
Hopefully updating every Wednesday & Saturday.
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Spring always makes Hashirama act... a little odd. In their first spring together in their new village as boyfriends, Madara discovers just how odd spring makes Hashirama.
Porn. It's porn.
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"Don't be stupid." Zoro rolled his eyes, setting his katana down. "I'd never leave you."
"But, I want you to." Vivi sat down beside him, blue eyes shining with tears. "You want so much more than this. I know you do. I saw it in your eyes when we were on Merry. You were meant to be an adventurer, Zoro. You were meant to be free."or
After a twisted turn of events, Zoro starts out as Vivi's swordsman and ends up as Luffy's.
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25 May 2025
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Even after five years of silence, saying no to Luffy is impossible. Zoro should know. Once upon a time he tried, frequently. And, yet, he still ended up drunk on a ladder, making snow angels in the middle of cold January nights, and getting lost on a tall mountain with no cell service. And, now, he's driving up to a long forgotten cabin in the woods in the hopes of reconnecting with the people he's missed for half a decade. Though, he can't help but wonder if they want to reconnect with him.
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23 May 2025
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The fic where Zoro witnessed a murder
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When Zoro was 23, one of his friends got married. Just a few days prior, he and others from their crew (as the five of them called themselves) had argued over a group phone call during which Zoro had hung up on them. No one could have predicted what this would lead to.
Now, seven years later, his partner got an invitation from a close acquaintance to a two-day party celebrating her husband's newly opened third business location. Zoro's only problem was that it took place in the same city where he lived all those years ago. He just hoped he wouldn't run into anyone he knew.
But as always, fate had a strange sense of humour.
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His Disobliging Ways by briarfairchild for A_Door
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
14 Oct 2023
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“Come on, boss,” Tim says. “You’re going to have to help us out here. If it’s really you, give us a meow?”
Jon hates all his assistants. Every single one of them. But, on balance, he supposes it’s best if they are cognisant of the whole situation, so he reluctantly opens his mouth and gives his crossest, least friendly meow.
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Or, when Jon reads a Leitner and is turned into a cat, Martin is the only one who can take him home overnight. And, to top things off, it’s a Friday, so they’re going to have to spend the whole weekend together.
Surely things can only go downhill from here.
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02 Oct 2023
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Sirius studied Remus’ face. He was curious what he thought of all of this, the only one of them who didn’t have a mark– theoretically– and the only one with a muggle parent. Muggles didn’t get marks, he knew. If Remus’ parents were soulmates, then they wouldn’t know it. He wondered if there was a way to tell, though. If they could just feel it, somehow, even without the help of some magical fate.
Because it seemed like something you would just know, just from being near someone, from being close enough to them, from being in the same space. Like their souls would attract like magnets or like water droplets traveling down a window, waiting to merge until the last moment when they realized they were on the same path, and then they’d become one.
Was that fate, Sirius wondered?
He realized Remus was staring back at him, his eyes puzzled and curious and warm.
Sirius looked away first and didn’t look back, pushing down something heavy and impossible in his chest.
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Or, the marauders soulmates au where your soulmate shares your scars in gold, and everyone is oblivious, pining, and/or in denial. Updates every sunday :)
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