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god! he is so STUPID! by blimpie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Feb 2026
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Xiang Fei really doesn't know what the deal with Shen Yuan is. They've been friends for years now, and he has been enduring Shen Yuan's oblivious flirting since they were just writer and anti-fan. What's so different now? Why is Shen Yuan acting like it means something?!
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The Quiet Lover's Respite by blimpie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Feb 2026
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These things should only happen to Shen Qingqiu! Why is he getting wife plotted?! Shang Qinghua is not a wife! He only wishes he was one, to a certain ice demon. But that ship has sailed, there's no possible way that Mobei-Jun loves him, is there?
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Some stomach bug must be going around, because Till can't stop throwing up! That, the nausea and the fatigue, are surely sickness! At an awful time too, with Christmas around the corner!
Surely he just needs some antibiotics, right? -
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He's been living with Him for a while now, and no harm came from it. He dares to say He is nice company at times.
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long hair (no bra), you're my type (that's right!) by blimpie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Dec 2025
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Liu Qingge is a really pretty girl. That's a fact Xiang Fei knew from the moment she first saw the other.
Xiang Fei is average. Cute, at most. And she has a tendency to reach for people she'll never be able to date. This is one of such cases.
(She is, oh so wrong.)
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ain't i fallen in love? by blimpie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
30 Nov 2025
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Being without a soulmark isn't news for Shang Qinghua.
Being in love with someone that has one, though, is.
It's even worse when he falls for the other half of that soul too.This time though, he's in luck.
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a kiss with a fist by blimpie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Nov 2025
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There's a song stuck in his head. An oldish one at that, and with the more that time passes, the more he can relate to it, in parts at least. Bumps and bruises are gathered along the way, adding to an already battered heart.
But his heart keeps beating, and he keeps loving.
Until the day he can fully say that yeah, this is their song, bumps and bruises and all.
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spring blossoms, just so it can wilt by blimpie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Nov 2025
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It started long ago, on a comment section. It ends on a half hidden alleyway.
Love, as Shen Yuan learns, is finite, but not by its own will. Things always get in the way of his happiness. He should've known this would happen.
After all, Shen Yuan isn't allowed good things, and neither is Xiang Fei.
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Ivan is a singer in need of some help with her voice. Till is an experienced potioneer that offers her services. Months later, Ivan is desperate for Till to notice her huge crush on her. A potion may yet save the day for these useless sapphics.
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In the midst of the end of the world, they find love.
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unveiling the unexpected by blimpie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
16 Oct 2025
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There is a period post death where Shen Jiu doesn't know what is happening to him. A weird and affectionate death spirit keeps showing up and assisting him. But he's bitter. It's all so very unfair.
He doesn't expect that that same death spirit will one day mellow him out. And reap him in the process.
He also doesn't expect to remember it all.
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If he behaves, Ivan knows he'll get the time of his life. Luckily for him, he's great at behaving, and his boyfriend is fantastic at rewarding him.
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Luka is an asshole. Ivan is stupid. Till is hurt.
Misunderstandings occur, but Ivan is lightning fast to fix them, much to Till's utter pleasure. -
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The phases of the moon are what Ivan lives by. That, and his boyfriend's whims.
If one of those whims include rough, morning sex against a table, then well. Ivan is certainly not complaining.
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how easy you are to need by blimpie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jul 2025
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Shang Qinghua's budding friendship with Tianlang-Jun is maybe a little bit expected, considering he wrote the man, and they share an interest for yellow books. What's not expected is to go on an excursion with said man to a field of aphrodisiacs. It's even less expected to be completely fine with it.
His second (third?) shot at life is turning out way more fortuitous than he could've predicted.
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Floriography and Ink by blimpie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Jun 2025
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When Mobei Jun moves to An Ding, he's not expecting much besides a normal day to day life, finally away from his suffocating family. Instead, he's swooped off his feet by his cute, neighboring tattoo artist.
Day by day, and week by week, flowers coming straight from his shop to the man's warm, colorful, hands are delivered, and Mobei Jun waits expectantly for a response.If only his beloved knew what the fuck any of the blooms meant!
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Cang Qiong Mountain... Valley? by blimpie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Feb 2025
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He's in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, surrounded by plants, trees and rocks in a haphazard manner. He immediately recognizes it as the cottage the MC lives in in Cang Qiong Mountain.
Well, fuck. He got isekai’d didn’t he?
A clear ping! resounds around him.
Player ONE (1) is correct! Welcome to the world of Cang Qiong Mountain! You are playing as MAIN CHARACTER. This system wishes you the best of luck on seducing one of our bachelors or bachelorettes while growing your farm into success! (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。
Or: The Stardew Valley Moshang AU
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about proper titles to be called by blimpie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2024
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Mobei-Jun is confused, until he's suddenly enlightened by a chance encounter. What follows is a series of decisions that drive Shang Qinghua insane day by day, and then, later on, night by night.
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Or, the one where Shang Qinghua is Shang-gege.
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threatened me hell, delivered me heaven by blimpie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Oct 2024
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She was the first one to see her. And that was both her mistake and her blessing.
She was the prettiest thing she had ever seen. Tall, skin as white as snow, with striking blue eyes and long, straight, black hair.
Noticing her distraction during their night outing, her companion turned to what had caught her attention. That's when he saw her.
She had caught his eye, and it consequently dashed Shang Qinghua's hopes.
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OR the one where Dracula isn't the only one to fall in love.
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closer and closer to you by blimpie
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Sep 2024
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Shang Qinghua is too nosy for his own damn good!
But it's okay if it gets him an OP xianxia boyfriend, right?
(He hopes so!)