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    Blitz is a down-on-his-luck comedian wasting away his shitty life in the living world. Then he trips and falls into a summoning ritual for the demon prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia, and things sure do happen!

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    28 Nov 2025

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    Blitz is a private investigator trying to balance his job, his past, and his new life trying to be a father. When he has to speak with his newly-fostered teenager's homeroom teacher about her performance in class, the meeting goes about as horribly as it can.

    That should have been the end of it. But when a new client arrives with the promise of a significant payday when he's struggling for funds, Blitz finds himself having to slide back into the teacher's life to get into his good graces.

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    05 Jun 2024

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    When Vader dies, the Force gives him another chance. It doesn't go as Vader expected.

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    28 Feb 2024

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    Most people develop a drinking problem while they’re going through a divorce; Obi-Wan gets writer’s block. Meanwhile, there's Anakin: coffee-monger, secret hitman, more dangerous than Obi-Wan realises. It's a love story for the ages. (Modern AU)

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    07 Feb 2024

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    “Sure,” Georgie says, still laughing at him. At least someone is having fun. “Don’t you have assistants for that kind of thing?”

    “Yes, but…” He huffs, scratching the back of his neck. “I wasn’t going to ask one of them to download an app called...Lover? Lov-rrr? I don’t know how you say it.” He flaps his hands dismissively. “There are--unions and such. It wouldn’t be appropriate.”

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    jon makes a fake account on a dating app to investigate a statement. tim sets martin up with fake account on a dating app to boost his self-confidence. it goes exactly how you might expect.

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    26 Jul 2020