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Blitz is a down-on-his-luck comedian wasting away his shitty life in the living world. Then he trips and falls into a summoning ritual for the demon prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia, and things sure do happen!
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28 Nov 2025
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Blitz is a private investigator trying to balance his job, his past, and his new life trying to be a father. When he has to speak with his newly-fostered teenager's homeroom teacher about her performance in class, the meeting goes about as horribly as it can.
That should have been the end of it. But when a new client arrives with the promise of a significant payday when he's struggling for funds, Blitz finds himself having to slide back into the teacher's life to get into his good graces.
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05 Jun 2024
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All He'll See is Me by skyl_tales
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi (TV)
21 Feb 2024
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When Vader dies, the Force gives him another chance. It doesn't go as Vader expected.
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- 11/11
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28 Feb 2024
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Most people develop a drinking problem while they’re going through a divorce; Obi-Wan gets writer’s block. Meanwhile, there's Anakin: coffee-monger, secret hitman, more dangerous than Obi-Wan realises. It's a love story for the ages. (Modern AU)
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- 46,513
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- 4/4
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07 Feb 2024
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“Sure,” Georgie says, still laughing at him. At least someone is having fun. “Don’t you have assistants for that kind of thing?”
“Yes, but…” He huffs, scratching the back of his neck. “I wasn’t going to ask one of them to download an app called...Lover? Lov-rrr? I don’t know how you say it.” He flaps his hands dismissively. “There are--unions and such. It wouldn’t be appropriate.”
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jon makes a fake account on a dating app to investigate a statement. tim sets martin up with fake account on a dating app to boost his self-confidence. it goes exactly how you might expect.
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- 11/11
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26 Jul 2020
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I'm Feeling Good (Like I Never Should) by zerohournineam
Fandoms: Avatar: Legend of Korra
24 Feb 2020
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Change is in the air, and King Wu of all people should know this better than anyone. But his unexpected outburst at a meeting makes Mako reconsider a lot of things—both about Wu and himself.
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21 Jul 2020
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Fjord was born to more than a servant’s life, but doesn’t know it. Prince Caduceus is betrothed to a man, but the wrong one.
A tale of mistaken identities, fairytale foolery, and the power of true love’s kiss.
(Or. a loose retelling of ‘The Goose Girl’, with some decidedly CR twists.)
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07 Jul 2020
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Comes Around Again by scarletjedi
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Hobbit - All Media Types
08 Aug 2016
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Gimli closes his eyes, an old Dwarf on the brink of death in the home he had built with his husband in the Undying Lands, and opens them again as a young Dwarf in his childhood home in Ered Luin. He's returned to the tumultuous week before The Company set out to recruit their Burglar from his cosy hobbit hole. Gimli, once again a impetuous teen in the eyes of his family, must get into that Company--the lives of his loved ones, and the very fate of Middle Earth--depends on it.
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- Part 1 of Third by Experience
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- 34/34
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14 Jan 2019
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The truth was that EarthForce didn’t care, and PsiCorps didn’t care, and this was more of a backwater than a frontline. He guessed at some level they knew that, anyway. Let them take what they could.
This, obviously, was before the Psi Cop showed up.
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26 Sep 2018
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David was—understandably—a little leery of any mission that got described to him as a "milk run", after what had happened with the Valen and the Hand. Post-canon, the continuing adventures of the Liandra and her crew: David goes out of phase, and there's nobody except Dulann who can help him figure it out.
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24 Sep 2018
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"The resemblance is remarkable."
Emperor Philippa Georgiou Augustus Iaponius Centaurius and the Katrina Cornwells who know her, in various intimate ways.
Includes both Kat/Emperor Philippa and Mirror Kat/Emperor Philippa. Also assumes that Admiral Kat and Captain Philippa were in love and were together for a long time (although they both also saw other people) before the events of the show.
It's the same Emperor Georgiou in all the stories, but Prime Kat doesn’t know what happened with Mirror Kat--at least, not more than what the Emperor tells her.
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24 Sep 2018
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An act of valor can sometimes have unintended consequences.
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24 Sep 2018
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More come to join them along the way - some hold fast, some expire, but a handful of them begin at the beginning and end at the precipice.
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17 Sep 2018
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Public Bookmark 2532
Mystery Work
Part of Hidden Works
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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22 Jan 2018
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chamomile, rose water, and other unlikely intoxicants by callmearcturus
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Aug 2017
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"I do swear by Skaia's guiding light to eschew ambition and direction to serve in the holy retinue. I will lay my head in the safety of the bower and pay penance in thought and deed. For the King of All Winters and the Undying Prince, I will provide succor and balm, and yield my being to ease the burden he carries for us all."
An off-the-cuff jamfic for the Strilondes discord that spun rapidly out of control. In which Dirk plays the role of resigned god-prince of Skaia, locked in a twisted version of the Year King fable. His life is a sorry routine until one year, he receives a very bold, strange offering from the heir to House Harley, Jake.
A story about cycles, and how to break them, and the patterns left in the scattered pieces afterward.
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- Part 1 of The Year King and the Alchemist
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13 Dec 2017
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She should have died on that mission, yet here she was -- good as new. A sort of "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" AU
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03 Oct 2017
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Inspired by this tumblr post about M!Hawke's massive beefy arms and Anders's.... less beefy arms, and the likely outcome of an arm-wrestling match.
Set sometime before the end of Act 2. Hawke and Anders need to settle a bet (and prove a point). Isabela and Varric are mostly just along for the ride. "Isabela frowned at the pile and then, accusingly, at Anders. "Someone's holding out," she said."
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14 Feb 2017
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A series detailing the lives and interactions of Data and Geordi as they try to navigate through a romantic relationship with one another. A long-winded 'what if' scenario where Data and Geordi began dating late Season 3. Most of these stories should be roughly independent of one another.
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14 Jun 2016
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The deepest secret Vir ever kept had nothing to do with Londo. It was his own.
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22 May 2016
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…while all around there is not a single living soul, not a bird, not a fly, and it is beyond comprehension who the waves are roaring for, who listens to them at nights here, what they want, and, finally, who they would roar for when I was gone. [A speculative rebuild of the hearts and minds of Shinji Ikari and Asuka Langley Soryu, following the events of End of Evangelion. Kawoshin, Asurei.]
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05 May 2016