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    Gunpoint by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Deadpool (Comics)  

    25 Feb 2023

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    Deadpool's amazing plan on seducing Spider-Man aka his partner in crime law? aka roof buddy aka baby boy aka future husband

     

    1) Buy food    he's like a stray cat who eats everything and then skedaddles

     

    2) Ass worship      side-eyes are probably a bad sign?

     

    3) Gift a knife   Deadpool plushie   phone   blender     fucking hell

     

    4) Kidnap until he gets Stockholm syndrome  don't do that

     

    5) Destroy Stop his biggest hater aka John Jonah Jameson aka old white man with an opinion aka cowboy mustache aka the real menace

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    18 Jun 2023

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    sticky situation by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    05 Feb 2023

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    It was then that Deadpools eyes widened in realization of what was happening.

    “Spidey… are you-”

    “Don’t say it,” Peter whimpered weakly. They both stilled when they heard one of the men trying to pry the lid off of the barrel they were in. They abandoned their barrel, dismissing it as being “jammed”.

    “You’re totally getting off on the vibrations aren’t you,” Wade then said once the men were far enough away.

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    When Peter and Wade are on a stealth mission to bust drug traffickers, they find themselves crammed in a barrel to avoid being caught. The only problem is that Wade's phone alarm is going off in his pocket and the vibrations are bringing Peter closer and closer to an orgasm he's desperately trying to stave off. You can only delay the inevitable for a certain amount of time.

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    17 Jun 2023

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    The Merc with a Beak by

    Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types  

    14 Feb 2023

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    Wade Wilson is the best merc in the business, and he knows it. When he crosses the wrong kind of withered old lady—the magic kind—she curses him to regret his cockiness in the most literal way possible: By turning him into a cock. A rooster. A male hen, of the chicken variety.

    Peter Parker, grieving the loss of Aunt May and Uncle Ben, needs a change. That's what his grief counselor says, anyway. So he makes an impulsive and massive one: He buys a farm. He doesn't mean for it to turn in a rescue for broken things, he just... he can't help but love the animals that no one else wants. Thus, when he overhears a greasy, crude asshole trying to pawn off a rooster in the middle of a farmer's market, he doesn't hesitate.

    But there's something wrong with this rooster. It doesn't crow at sunrise—which is the only thing Peter expects a rooster would do—but it does holler its tail off whenever Peter bends over. And it follows him around and clucks like it's talking to him. And it's weirdly good at killing the vermin around the house.

    There's a mystery afoot. Peter's going to get to the bottom of it.

    (The Beauty and the Beast!AU you never knew you needed.)

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    16 Jun 2023

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    Courting for the Camera by

    Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia  

    18 Feb 2021

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    "Courting," she says, simply, beginning her pitch. Izuku's eyes go impossibly wide, already not liking the direction this is headed in. "One of the things that people love to see in other public figures is when they begin to court their prospective mates. So, I've devised a plan to stage courting rituals with you and a potential mate, all of which will be either posted to your social media or accidentally captured by paparazzi." 
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    NightMight Pro Hero Agency is dealing with backlash from the public over their top hero, Deku, being an unmated alpha, and their concern is only growing as the Hero Ranking Polls draw nearer.

    Similarly, Fat Gum Hero Agency is struggling to find a compatible alpha to calm their explosive omega, Ground Zero.

    And so, the two agencies strike up a deal: plan a fake courting between the two heroes and everyone ends up happy. Right?

    Maybe.

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    22 Sep 2020

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    Catfishing by

    Fandoms: Bleach  

    07 May 2024

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    Trapped and kept as an exotic pet in a glorified fishtank, Ichigo can only rely on one person to free him, and the hope the man's curiosity outweighs the risks.

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    25 Aug 2020