blurplenoise

a white person with indigo hair and periwinkle headphones with googly eyestalks



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    Every chapter of this fic is a different short smutty story accompanied by two illustrations. There is not a coherent theme besides whatever my patrons voted on. Broad tags in chapter descriptions.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    You're a Puazi working late in your office, when you realise that you forgot to take the meds that are supposed to keep you from going into heat around humans. Thankfully your secretary is there to help you out in your time of need...

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    25 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 39

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    Dr Grace Kelly (no relation to the film star), fell in love with an alien she was supposed to study. Now she sets out to free them from a secret government facility... Whether or not it'll kill her.

    But first! She and subject G23 will spend some time enjoying each other... This could be their last day on earth, why not have some fun? Tentacle sex and a bunch of shape-shifting ensues.

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    25 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 64

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    Keg party in a witchy sorority means a guy hoping to get lucky might get his dick magicked away, and railed by a coven.

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    25 Jan 2026

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    Jolene had never met a Puazi before coming to the big city.

    Now, after joining the college soccer team she's surrounded by them and it not coping well with how horny the aliens make her feel. Especially when she sees the captain's huge alien cock. When the team captain invites her to some after-game team bonding she jumps on the opportunity. A whole lot of sex ensues.

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    25 Jan 2026