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“In case you've forgotten, this falls under my area of expertise.” Alhaitham starts walking into the kitchen, empty bowl in hand. “I’d worry more about whether you can meet the standard you’ve set.”
The nerve!
“You haven’t won anything yet,” Kaveh calls out.
Alhaitham turns the faucet on. “I didn’t say I did. But if that motivates you to produce a result, you’re free to interpret it that way.”
Kaveh glares at his back, crossing his arms tightly. “Oh, I’ll produce a result. Just you wait.”
It’s on, Alhaitham.
Kaveh and Alhaitham on the constraints of language.
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14 May 2026
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Akechi doesn't care about omegas - nothing thrills him quite like the fight for dominance that comes from clashing with another alpha. So he uses a hookup app to find other alphas who want the same thing.
Of course, his anonymous hookup is none other than the leader of the Phantom Thieves.
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“Fancy running into you here,” Ren tells him in a lazy attempt at a joke. Neither of them laugh.“Did you know?” Akechi hisses back, tries not to think of how this could ruin him, of how Ren somehow has the upper hand here, again, because Akechi has a reputation, a face in the media, and if it gets out that he’s using fancy love hotels to -
“No. Of course not.”
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21 Apr 2026
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kaveh receives four divine revelations from the universe and attempts to bankrupt himself a second time by relationshipcrimes
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 Apr 2024
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Or, Kaveh has a dream about a life he could have lived.
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20 Apr 2026
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And then he opens the door, and then he jumps at least one meter back and smacks his head against the closet door with a yelp, because sitting on the edge of Ren's unmade bed holding a mug from Ren's kitchen that says #1 Murder Victim, is Akechi Goro.
"I was invited to supervise your first blowjob on a man," he says, monotonous and unmoved. He sips at his drink before adding, "And, no, Sakamoto, I don't know why I said yes, either."
It's Saturday at Ren's place. Ryuji cannot stress enough how much he was expecting just Ren.
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20 Apr 2026
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Kaveh held back his sarcasm. This guy was already getting on his nerves, and it didn't help that this was his eighth appointment of the day. “Tell me what you’re looking for in a relationship.”
“Companionship," Alhaitham replied. "Someone to go home to. A second opinion when I would like to discuss something. Casual company. Someone to get to know on an intimate level. Someone to be physically comfortable with. Someone who understands me.”
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09 Apr 2026