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    ParrotX2’s life sucks, like really badly. Well, of course it would. He’s born quarter parrot which basically meant his wings were too small to fly while still having them affect ordinary life. His parents died very young, he has almost no friends and the people he was friends with either died or left him.

    he lives off of instant noodles and he works at the most dangerous coffee shop around. Oh did he mention his powers suck ass?

    But it’s fine, it’s totally fine, as long as his life plans don’t get thrown out of the window because of Villains, or hero’s, or Vigilantes. He’ll make it work.

    Turns out, life kind of has a way of fucking him over.

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    The Director stared at him, Parrot really didn’t expect his day to end with a notorious supervillain staring him dead in the eye.

    “What parrot are you?” He asked

    “What?”

    “You know, like what type of parrot are you, a Military Cacaw, a Parakeet,”

    “Ok first off bro, why would I be a parakeet, second off. Good question, I don’t know. Third, shut up.”

    (I'M ONLY SHIPPING THE IN GAME CHARACTERS, NOT THE PEOPLE IRL)

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    07 Mar 2026

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    Wemmbu dies to Flame’s sword during their rematch. Dying in a hardcore server is—of course—permanent, so he doesn’t expect to open his eyes ever again.

    But he does.

    He wakes up in an entirely different world—one ruled by heroes, villains, and vigilantes alike. A place governed by systems and organizations so intricate they run deeper than anything he has ever known. The people here are familiar in the worst possible way: faces he recognizes, now hidden behind masks and titles.

    Through it all, Wemmbu has only one goal. He needs to find a way back to Unstable SMP.

    The question is whether this world—and the people who claim him—will ever let him leave.

    Or,

    Wemmbu respawns into a Superhero AU and accidentally collects a harem. Let the guy get home in peace, dammit!

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    07 Mar 2026

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    After being forced into a prison made to keep him locked in forever, Parrot spent his days sitting in the middle of the obsidian platform only surviving on bread for his meals. His senses were extremely overwhelmed by the constant sound of nothing and the occasional engineering work of the Director coming by to check on him once in a while. Of course, he never talked to him with full interest since he couldn’t look at him normally. He wasn’t his Wifies.

    Yet his heart felt like it was—the way he helped him for whatever he needed… he was beginning to miss those times.

    Maybe, he’ll be able to experience those times again once more; but obviously Wifies had to go and take advantage of the great pleasures Parrot wanted to experience later in life.

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    Or, Parrot develops an interesting case of Stockholm Syndrome after getting taken captive by his “best friend.”

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    06 Mar 2026

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    If there was anything that a supervillain with a class designation of A and above coveted, in enough time, they would have it.

    And the renowned supervillain, ‘Pivot’ was a meticulous planner. If there was indeed something he coveted, he would jump at the opportunity to snatch it.

    Honestly, his tendencies for wanting something were absolutely random so that it could give the hero department’s office workers whiplash. Same goes for the ones that give calls.

    And Pivot? He enjoyed the reactions to his schemes. From the haters to the fans themselves, he adored the spotlight.

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    05 Mar 2026

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    Instead of the Lawdog AU, I’m switching it up. No Wemmbu and friends working under Lettuce… I want Flame to do it. (This fic will NOT be Lawdog au.)

    The proper Lawdog AU (apparently) wasn’t Lettuce acting out a sick desire on Wemmbu, but forcing him to fight and preventing betrayals by using a collar. I like the idea, but Wemmbu isn’t my favorite character. Flame is. And Flame has been told countless times he needs to “change”. Why not force him to by taking what he loves most?

    Mane?

    Lomedy?

    Freedom?

    Fighting?

    I’m sure y’all know the answer.

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    BLOODHOUND.

    Bloodhounds are large hounds famous for their sense of smell. Although they don’t have eye problems, their faces often lead to problems affecting their eyesight. Their appearance makes them look sad but they are quite the loyal and affectionate creatures. However stubborn and independent a Bloodhound may be, there is no denying their usefulness in their searches of missing people and fugitives.

    Good thing the Law has a new hound in town! A very familiar hound some say.

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    He was a Bloodhound. A heck of one as a matter of fact. That’s what he is made to do. Meant to do… right?

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    03 Mar 2026