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honey slick secrets by sassysquatch
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Apr 2026
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Two weeks before the Immortal Alliance Conference, Luo Binghe presents as an omega. Now, Shen Qingqiu has fourteen days to figure out how to save his disciple from the abyss. Bad enough sending his soon-to-be-alpha white lotus to the abyss, but to send a sweet omega? Impossible!
Somewhere between the:
1) platonic fisting (it's not gay if its for medical purposes) that definitely doesn't count as sex (wait, why is Without A Cure cured?) because Luo Binghe doesn't want to go to Qian Cao peak for professional medical assistance;
2) multiple crash outs over whether there's a heterosexual explanation for a male alpha enjoying touching a male omega's heavenly flower, and;
3) concern that Luo Binghe might be turning into a hypochondriac (protagonist, this master has examined your secret garden several times since your heat ended and found no abnormalities beyond an impressive ability to orgasm after the slightest touch. More exams aren't necessary! Well, if you insist...);
Shen Qingqiu figures it out.
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02 Apr 2026
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A Comment A Day Keeps Your Freedom Away by cynide
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
27 Jan 2026
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Kim Dokja is in a happy relationship with the man of his dreams. Everything is going great, until he gets hit in the head.
After that, he starts seeing floating comments. They discuss his role as a villainous cannon fodder beta ex-boyfriend. They talk about his boyfriend, call him the alpha male lead of a novel they're reading, gossip about his destined omega.
Dokja doesn't believe them at first.
Until the comments start proving themselves right.
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29 Mar 2026
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through clouded skies flies one lone wild goose by anatheme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Apr 2026
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“Esteemed Host’s reflexes are excellent. He really is deserving of the title, ‘Xiu Ya Sword.' ”
The blurry face came to focus.
Shen Qingqiu felt the exact moment when his heart stopped beating and when the world stopped breathing.
Luo Binghe’s face, his precious white lotus’s face, grinned down at him.
His blood pressure rose steadily.
“You motherfucking useless piece of horse shit,” Shen Qingqiu snarled, jabbing a finger in the SYSTEM’s direction. “Why the fucking hell are you using his face?! Change it!”
The SYSTEM eyed the offending finger with nothing but pure amusement. The smug grin grew into a warm smile as it? He? Replied, “Long time no see, Esteemed Host.”
(In the midst of Luo Binghe still marinating in the Abyss, Shen Qingqiu’s SYSTEM accidentally manifested on the physical plane as Bingzu. And only Shen Qingqiu could see him.)
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- Part 4 of SYSTEM hits save AUs
- Part 1 of anatheme’s bingzu AUs
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07 Dec 2025
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the bingmeification of bingge via daddy kink by D20Owlbear, nachtofthedead
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Oct 2025
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Shen Yuan has transmigrated into Tianlang-jun instead of Shen Qingqiu. This changes everything and nothing.
[Based off @dokiwithspice's AU, links to art inside]
Multiple chapters, each a vignette, written chronologically in order. Read the tags, carefully.
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01 Dec 2025
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Neverender by Noodles4Life
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jun 2025
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“He’s perfect,” Luo Binghe sighed dreamily, staring at Shen Yuan from behind a potted plant.
Sha Hualing, who was absolutely not hiding, looked over at Shen Yuan dubiously and then turned back to Luo Binghe emanating as much judgment as she could.
“He looks like a homeless twink.”
“You clearly have no taste,” Luo Binghe stated dismissively, and then cooed at the graceless sneeze the other man let out.
Sha Hualing felt embarrassed at herself for once thinking this man was worth throwing herself at. Clearly, she dodged a bullet, especially if she considered the mild stalking habit that Luo Binghe recently developed.
Ugh, she needed to find a new job.
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29 Jun 2025