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honey slick secrets by sassysquatch
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Apr 2026
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Two weeks before the Immortal Alliance Conference, Luo Binghe presents as an omega. Now, Shen Qingqiu has fourteen days to figure out how to save his disciple from the abyss. Bad enough sending his soon-to-be-alpha white lotus to the abyss, but to send a sweet omega? Impossible!
Somewhere between the:
1) platonic fisting (it's not gay if its for medical purposes) that definitely doesn't count as sex (wait, why is Without A Cure cured?) because Luo Binghe doesn't want to go to Qian Cao peak for professional medical assistance;
2) multiple crash outs over whether there's a heterosexual explanation for a male alpha enjoying touching a male omega's heavenly flower, and;
3) concern that Luo Binghe might be turning into a hypochondriac (protagonist, this master has examined your secret garden several times since your heat ended and found no abnormalities beyond an impressive ability to orgasm after the slightest touch. More exams aren't necessary! Well, if you insist...);
Shen Qingqiu figures it out.
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02 Apr 2026
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A Comment A Day Keeps Your Freedom Away by cynide
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
27 Jan 2026
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Kim Dokja is in a happy relationship with the man of his dreams. Everything is going great, until he gets hit in the head.
After that, he starts seeing floating comments. They discuss his role as a villainous cannon fodder beta ex-boyfriend. They talk about his boyfriend, call him the alpha male lead of a novel they're reading, gossip about his destined omega.
Dokja doesn't believe them at first.
Until the comments start proving themselves right.
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- English
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- 10/10
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29 Mar 2026
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through clouded skies flies one lone wild goose by anatheme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
17 Apr 2026
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“Esteemed Host’s reflexes are excellent. He really is deserving of the title, ‘Xiu Ya Sword.' ”
The blurry face came to focus.
Shen Qingqiu felt the exact moment when his heart stopped beating and when the world stopped breathing.
Luo Binghe’s face, his precious white lotus’s face, grinned down at him.
His blood pressure rose steadily.
“You motherfucking useless piece of horse shit,” Shen Qingqiu snarled, jabbing a finger in the SYSTEM’s direction. “Why the fucking hell are you using his face?! Change it!”
The SYSTEM eyed the offending finger with nothing but pure amusement. The smug grin grew into a warm smile as it? He? Replied, “Long time no see, Esteemed Host.”
(In the midst of Luo Binghe still marinating in the Abyss, Shen Qingqiu’s SYSTEM accidentally manifested on the physical plane as Bingzu. And only Shen Qingqiu could see him.)
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- Part 4 of SYSTEM hits save AUs
- Part 1 of anatheme’s bingzu AUs
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- English
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- 61,509
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- 9/?
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07 Dec 2025
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the bingmeification of bingge via daddy kink by D20Owlbear, nachtofthedead
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Oct 2025
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Shen Yuan has transmigrated into Tianlang-jun instead of Shen Qingqiu. This changes everything and nothing.
[Based off @dokiwithspice's AU, links to art inside]
Multiple chapters, each a vignette, written chronologically in order. Read the tags, carefully.
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- English
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- 10,250
- Chapters:
- 4/?
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- 314
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01 Dec 2025
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Neverender by Noodles4Life
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Jun 2025
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“He’s perfect,” Luo Binghe sighed dreamily, staring at Shen Yuan from behind a potted plant.
Sha Hualing, who was absolutely not hiding, looked over at Shen Yuan dubiously and then turned back to Luo Binghe emanating as much judgment as she could.
“He looks like a homeless twink.”
“You clearly have no taste,” Luo Binghe stated dismissively, and then cooed at the graceless sneeze the other man let out.
Sha Hualing felt embarrassed at herself for once thinking this man was worth throwing herself at. Clearly, she dodged a bullet, especially if she considered the mild stalking habit that Luo Binghe recently developed.
Ugh, she needed to find a new job.
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29 Jun 2025
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Once More from the Top by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Jul 2025
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The Veiled Soul-Seer was known for being able to grant a person's deepest desire. Luo Binghe went to her with the expectation that she'd deliver the kind, sweet Shizun he'd seen in the other world (the one married to that weak, unworthy version of himself). That was, after all, what Luo Binghe wanted most.
So why did he wake up to find himself back in his fourteen-year old body, in the woodshed, as a disciple on Qing Jing Peak?
Now his empire is gone, as is his harem, cultivation, and physical strength. He'll have to rebuild it all from scratch, and while knowing the future should speed things up significantly, acting like an innocent human child after hundreds of years of being an all-powerful demon emperor might be more difficult than he'd anticipated…
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- English
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- 79,846
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- 15/15
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25 May 2025
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Bruises and Bite Marks by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Sep 2025
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Shen Yuan never saw himself as the alpha type, but fate must have thought differently. Transmigrated into a cliche BL novel, Shen Yuan reluctantly plays the role of Shen Jiu: the pining alpha with a bad case of second male lead syndrome for the story’s omega protagonist, Xiao Hua.
Committed to playing his part, Shen Yuan grows increasingly confused when his scripted love rival (and the devastatingly handsome male lead of the novel) Luo Binghe, can’t seem to leave him alone.
OR: Shen Yuan never picked up PIDW, and instead enjoyed trashy, trope-y BL novels. Reading them is fun, but transmigrating into one? A nightmare.
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- English
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- 11,189
- Chapters:
- 2/?
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- 77
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11 Feb 2025
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shelter & warning by Mythmaker
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Apr 2025
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"Do you need meals prepared?" Luo Jiangxue asked, sounding somewhat eager despite the cool professionalism he was radiating out of every pore. Dark eyes nearly sparkled in his direction.
"No," er-ge's cold voice cracked through their conversation like an ice breaker in the North Atlantic.
"Ahem," Shen Yuan's face was a little rictus in its grin, deliberately not looking over at his brother. "We had not budgeted for that, and I have a pretty strict diet for the moment --"
"For the rest of your life," er-ge chimed in again, like a funerary gong.
Shen Yuan, after suffering hospitalization and concurrent surgery, is strong-armed by his family into getting a live-in nurse while he recovers. Luo Jiangxue has excellent credentials, is kind, if a bit young, and seems perfectly qualified. Shen Yuan has no idea why his older brother hates the guy on sight, but can they at least have their weird tension-filled staring contests in their off-hours?? Shen Yuan just wants to recuperate, and fast, so he doesn't have to suffer through the mortifying ordeal of being nursed.
It's not like anything else is going on.
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- Part 1 of 彼一时,此一时
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 65,375
- Chapters:
- 11/11
- Comments:
- 377
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- 1,766
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- 411
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- 26,445
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10 Feb 2025
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Notes of Devotion by CoffinBun
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Jan 2025
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It was... cute. For a while anyway. Some little sister in his office was shy and maybe had a crush on him. Shen Yuan didn't mind. He was also shy when it came to romance, so he couldn't be too offended.
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- Part 1 of Fixations
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 27,095
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Comments:
- 170
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- 1,109
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- 195
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- 17,389
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04 Jan 2025
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trouble man, don't get in my way by nex_et_nox
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Nov 2024
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Shortly after escaping the Endless Abyss and joining Huan Hua Palace, Luo Binghe is dismayed to learn that all his plans may come to nothing—Shizun is gone. Disappeared into the ether, not even a year after Luo Binghe’s fall. Luo Binghe refuses to take that as an answer, though. He’ll find Shizun.
In the meantime, he’ll keep building his reputation as a righteous cultivator at Huan Hua Palace. He’ll deal with the demons under his command, all flocking to him to complain about the assassinations carried out against them in the past months. And he’ll deal with the masked servant of the Old Palace Master who has been foisted upon him: Hua Xunshun.
or: the winter
soldiershizun auSeries
- Part 4 of local author vs. the amnesia trope
- Part 4 of Febuwhump 2024
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- English
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- 51,211
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 3
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- 444
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19 Nov 2024
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Purple like the colors of the moon by goodbye_blue
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 Feb 2025
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“Maybe I should call you ‘Shizun.’” Luo Binghe said, lazily tracing patterns on Shen Qingqiu’s back with an idle finger.
He snorted. “I’m not sure that term applies to this situation.”
“Why not? You’re my teacher aren’t you? I don’t have any other masters teaching me these skills. I’m very dedicated to my education, you know. Really, I ought to offer you a bow.”
Having come of age, in preparation for his future role as husband to the imperial harem, crown prince Luo Binghe must receive a marital education. Shen Qingqiu is the prostitute sent to teach him.
- Language:
- English
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- 51,556
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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18 Nov 2024
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Mr Empress by SingingInTheRaiin
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
11 Aug 2025
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After drowning in his pool, Shen Yuan wakes up in the body of the Little Palace Mistress a day before she is due to be married to Luo Binghe. As much as Shen Yuan wants to enjoy time spent with his favorite character, there's no way he can accept marrrying a man!
Unfortunately, he doesn't have much of a say in the matter. The longer he stays and watches the plot of PIDW progress, the more he starts to realize that something is wrong with Luo Binghe. If there's one thing that Shen Yuan is determined to do, it's to make sure that the protagonist gets the happy ending he is due. But first he’ll have to figure out why Luo Binghe seems to hate one of his most popular wives, and just what happened to the original Little Palace Mistress.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 120,850
- Chapters:
- 40/40
- Comments:
- 1,975
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- 2,309
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- 559
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- 61,684
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17 Nov 2024
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The Suite Life of Shen Qingqiu by nachtofthedead
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Jan 2025
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[ Unlocked a new plotline and escaped the Water Prison. T-Points +500!
Please continue to change the narrative and achieve happiness for the protagonist! ]Shen Qingqiu has entered a new story arc and is determined to reach the good ending! Luo Binghe is determined, too.
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 46,319
- Chapters:
- 3/3
- Comments:
- 489
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- 2,763
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- 511
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- 35,942
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16 Nov 2024
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love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me, love me more. by bunnyiling
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Oct 2024
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To celebrate graduation, Luo Binghe invites some of his friends to spend a few days at his family's countryside house. Along with his classmates and friends, Luo Binghe also invites Shen Qingqiu, a PhD student who tutors him privately.
However, upon arriving at the house, they notice that not only is there no signal, but the van they used to get there has broken down, leaving them stuck for three days until their parents realize they haven’t returned. Despite one of the girls disappearing into the forest, Luo Binghe tries to keep everyone calm during those three days by offering to cook delicious meals for them.
(But… if Shen Qingqiu was fully aware that they hadn’t brought any meat on this trip, how… was Luo Binghe preparing dishes with meat?)
Or: a Halloween slasher fanfic where Luo Binghe is a “bit” obsessed with Shen Qingqiu — and also, a “bit” possessive.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 26,643
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 196
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- 1,534
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- 317
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- 22,850
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03 Oct 2024
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The Master by Emperatrix
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Sep 2024
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For now:
The story of how LBH is mistreated, gets revenge, regrets everything and then gets to relive his life in easy mode.Maybe also the story of how SQQ gets his dick wet quite a lot because he has a quest log to fulfill.
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- Part 3 of The Trinity
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26 Sep 2024
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My cute Puppy turned into a hot Werewolf by bunnyiling
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 Mar 2025
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Despite being a millennia-old vampire with a cruel history in his past, when Shen Qingqiu encounters an injured and abandoned puppy on the street, he can't help but feel pity. He takes the cute little ball of fur home and starts caring for the puppy, naming him Binghe.
Some time later, Shen Qingqiu begins to interact with a handsome young man who, despite not being a student at the university where Shen Qingqiu teaches, he has a huge interest in the professor's classes and lectures. This brings them closer in a master-disciple relationship that deepens more and more…
But… Why was Shen Qingqiu able to relate his cute dog's behavior to that of the dedicated young man? And, more importantly, why does it seem that people who annoy or meddle too much in Shen Qingqiu's life end up in the news for being brutally killed by what seemed to be a ferocious beast?!
or; college professor and vampire shen qingqiu taking care of werewolf puppy luo binghe while gets closer to werewolf disciple luo binghe.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 68,915
- Chapters:
- 21/21
- Collections:
- 1
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- 518
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- 1,781
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- 388
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- 43,000
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22 Sep 2024
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Your Friendly Neighborhood Incubus by Prudabaga
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Aug 2024
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It took Shen Yuan a full week to realize he'd transmigrated into PIDW.
In his defense, he'd woken up to a sky filled with blood rain, raging walls of hellfire, and a shadowy thing trying to take a bite out of his leg. He'd had to hit the ground running (literally, because that shadow thing had been hungry and fast) and hadn't had much time to take in his surroundings.
Luckily he was fast in this life. His strange new set of goat-like legs seemed to help with that.
In which Shen Yuan transmigrates as an incubus, and everyone realizes it but him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 22,353
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Comments:
- 849
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- 7,429
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- 1,967
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- 53,129
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23 Aug 2024
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forgiveness is beyond our reach by Anonymous
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
14 Feb 2026
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"And what sort of story is Shizun's favorite?" Luo Binghe asks, not really caring about the answer. Luo Binghe's shizun is an air-headed man who hides his inanity behind his fan; surely, whatever it is that Shen Qingqiu deems to read in his free time, it must be something equally ridiculous and superficial. Probably romance, Luo Binghe thinks. Perhaps cultivation adventure stories where the hero always gets the girl and slays evil.
Shen Qingqiu flips his fan open to hide his face. "Revenge stories," he replies.
AU where Luo Binghe is raised by Tianlang-Jun. When Yue Qingyuan kills his father, Luo Binghe resolves to settle the score.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 232,861
- Chapters:
- 26/?
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 2,348
- Kudos:
- 2,603
- Bookmarks:
- 847
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- 79,865
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06 Jul 2024
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A River of Ice Melts and Takes Me Back to You by kuku88
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 穿书自救指南 | Scumbag System (Cartoon)
10 Jun 2024
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Luo Binghe is infuriated to hear of a cultivator hanging by Cang Qiong Mountain, supposedly going after demons. But what is he to do when he goes to investigate…only to discover this person bears a striking resemblance to the hot-and-cold shizun that's tormented him even long after death?
Enter Shen Yuan, a regular human, now transmigrated into PIDW as…a regular cultivator?
Of course, this world's Shen Qingqiu is dead. As for Shen Yuan, he was tasked with a System to revive Cang Qiong Mountain Sect. Personally excited to record rare beasts despite feeling troubled by the main mission, Shen Yuan begins work with an unexpected addition of two disciples of his very own. One is the gentle Gongyi Xiao, exiled from his own sect, and the other is a mysterious little boy by the name of A-He…
He's very cute, but also a bit…off? Like why is he so clingy? And why is he so hostile to his kind dashixiong?
And of course, there's still the Demon Lord Luo Binghe to worry over…and a new heavenly demon lord and his snake…servant? Wait, at this rate, are they heading to full-out war!? Crap, what if he dies!? Then what happens to the plot!? And what happens to him!?!? It's not like he can go back to his world…can he?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,489
- Chapters:
- 2/11
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 38
- Kudos:
- 367
- Bookmarks:
- 119
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- 4,857
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16 Jun 2024
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Absolute All-Star Binghe by Hellister, scholomancefan
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
11 Jul 2024
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Shen Yuan is tired of being the infamous supervillain known as Shizun. When he took over for his brother he thought it would be for a few weeks, maybe a month–but it’s been years! The only good part of the job was seeing (fighting) the amazing, stupendous, beautif–ahem–superhero Luo Binghe.
But Shen Yuan has hit his breaking point. It’s time to stop being a NEET and actually apply to jobs. And when he gets a position at the Museum of Luo Binghe, he knows he’s done with supervillainy.
So he fakes Shizun’s death and makes his secret identity his only identity.
What could go wrong?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 64,585
- Chapters:
- 15/15
- Collections:
- 7
- Comments:
- 1,571
- Kudos:
- 3,001
- Bookmarks:
- 809
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- 47,511
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15 Jun 2024