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    Hi Mr. Hayden,

    We’re pretty sure you’ve never noticed, so you might find this funny. Over the years, a few of us have been piecing together the Rozanov-Hollander saga from your fanmails.

    In mine, Ilya Rozanov was chatting in Russian in the background saying some very colorful things about someone's something.

    For a second, I actually wondered if he was your secret lover. But at this point, aren’t we all just second-guessing?

    or: Hayden Pike finally realizes he never actually double-checked any of his videos

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    16 Feb 2026

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    “Zoey,” Mira says, barely above a whisper.
    Zoey finally looks at her. Her eyes shine.
    Rain fills the silence between them, steady and relentless, drumming against the overhang like a heartbeat.
    “You’re so kind,” Zoey breathes. “So soft, even when you try not to be.”
    Mira swallows hard. She looks away for a fraction of a second like she’s bracing herself, then back because Zoey deserves that honesty.
    “Only for you and Rumi, Zo.”
    The words settle heavy and warm between them. The rain hushes around them like a witness.
    In this sanctified stillness, Mira realizes that for this girl before her, she would condemn herself to a lifetime of self-affliction. She was but a compelled captive, ready to atone at the altar. 

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    Zoey causes a gay apocalypse so powerful everyone is thirsting over one another. The sexual tension is the fourth character in this story.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    “I didn’t keep most of the memories. Other people’s memories. I get flashes of big things, births, deaths. Except about you.”

    Carol feels the confusion slip onto her face. Nervousness creeps up her spine again. “Me?”

    “I know everything that anybody has ever thought about you, Carol. Every memory. Every feeling. Helen. Your ex-girlfriends. Your dentist. It’s like I have a Carol encyclopedia in my head.”

    Carol had thought that she was done experiencing fresh horrors. What a nightmare it is to realize that she is not. “Oh, god.” She says.

    “Oh, god,” Zosia agrees.

    After they manage to break Zosia free of the hive, Zosia and Carol try to navigate the field of landmines that is their relationship.

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    07 Jan 2026

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    "You okay, jagiya?" Zoey asked. "You're all—" She gestured her hand at Rumi's form. "Glowy... you know?"

    Rumi looked down at herself and sure enough, faint pink lines were pulsing softly beneath the fabric of her hoodie.

    She yanked the blanket higher, her cheeks burning. “I—yeah. I’m fine. Just… thinking.”

    Mira set her book aside completely, giving Rumi her full attention. She reached over—slow enough that Rumi could pull away if she wanted—and tucked a stray strand of hair behind her ear. “Don’t think I haven’t caught you staring at us like we’re some math problem for the last twenty minutes, Ru.”

    Rumi’s mouth opened. Closed. Then opened again.

    The words stuck in her throat like thorns.

    I’m scared that I’ll be bad at this. I’m scared that you’ll get tired of having to do everything. I’m scared that because I’ve never done anything like this before, you’re going to be disappointed in me…

    She squeezed her eyes shut before blurting out in one breath—

    “I don’t know how to make you come—!”

    Silence.

    Rumi wanted to die.

    Or, Rumi doesn't know how to pleasure her girlfriends, so she gets a hands-on lesson.

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    14 Dec 2025

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    Years have passed since King Stefan's War on the Fair Folk and their Protector was declared void by his daughter. The kingdom flourishes, as does the love between Queen Aurora of Dál Riata and the faerie Maleficent of the Highland Moors.

    (Moors Family, Malora babies, original characters and faerie lore, full steam ahead.) Also posted over at FF.

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    07 Jun 2025