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Death Among Them by caffienedcold for Spirit_Phone
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Jan 2023
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Harry Potter is the Master of Death. Death touches him differently, and affects how he moves through the world.
Ron notices first.
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On the Limits of Human Transmutation by caffienedcold for AriDesert
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
15 Dec 2022
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An internal brief on the various forms of human transmutation, as drafted by the Amestrian National Security Office after the events of the so-called "Promised Day."
Restricted information by order of Führer Grumman, not to be removed or copied.
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Hide and seek, a decade and a half apart.
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Admit, Deny by caffienedcold for princessofthedeadsheep
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
09 Jan 2022
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S4SEX2 Fill!
Maes fell in love with Roy in the small hours of the desert night, in increments of understanding the depths of him as a person. There is no end to that kind of love, no fading of that kind of attraction. But there can be a lack of reciprocation.
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and i walk through the fire [fanmix] by caffienedcold for Spirit_Phone
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
07 Jan 2022
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S4SEX Round 2! Fanmix fill for For Crow off their prompt “Songs that remind you of our man Scar” featuring nu-metal, hymns, and probably too many lyrics about fire.
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King of Winter, King of Rivers; King of Ice and Snow by WaltzingTheFaePaths
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV)
11 May 2025
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What if Sansa had gone with the Hound after the Battle of the Blackwater? The story of a girl trying to find her big brother, and how she helped him keep his crown - and his head.
Partially inspired by Akastuki no Yona, this was part of my NaNoWriMo entry for 2018. Shoutout to tumblr’s kithlessheir, who has consistently attempted to (and usually succeeded in) dragging my arse to hell since 2014.
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- Part 2 of Friz's GoT Fics
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29 Nov 2024
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K'diwa: A Steamy Novel of Interspecies Romance, by Jim Kirk by branwyn
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
17 Oct 2021
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Jim wrote a romance novel just to prove he could. Then someone leaked it on the public Starfleet server, and suddenly his embarrassingly smutty and sentimental Human/Vulcan love story is all over campus. Luckily for Jim, no one knows that he’s the author. Unluckily for Jim, someone forwarded the novel to the staff of the Vulcan embassy. Now, every Vulcan in San Francisco is reassessing the logical merits of taking Human bondmates.
Spock reads a Human/Vulcan romance novel because he can hardly avoid it. Suddenly, he is consumed by the need to locate the author, ascertain their wellbeing, and instruct them in the way of Vulcan mating bonds. Luckily for Spock, it doesn't take long to identify the author as Jim Kirk. Unluckily for Spock, Jim is unconscious and surrounded by interested Vulcans who also read the book.
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09 Jul 2024
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Ned Stark and His Merry Pack of Monsters by Golden Moon Huntress
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
02 Jul 2024
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Robb is several moons old by the time Ned lays eyes on him. He is different from Jon, the infant he has known from only a few days of age, red-haired where Jon is dark, blue-eyed to Jon's grey. But there is something strange in him. He rarely cries, and when he makes sound there's an odd ring to it, like music and breaking ice and the snarl of an animal.
"He's a quiet babe," Cat says, but Ned can read the unease in her eyes.
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I could be wrong, I could be ready by harryromper for Owlpostart (Owlpostings)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Dec 2018
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At first Harry wonders if they’ve managed to destroy his vaults and are trying to tell him in the most oblique way possible. But when he turns the page he realises they’ve found a vault. A vault in the name of Lily and James Potter.
The parchment trembles a little in Harry’s hand. He takes another gulp of wine.
Harry Potter left Britain after the war and didn’t look back. Ten years later, when Gringotts discovers a vault containing his parents’ belongings—including their badly spell-damaged wedding rings—he’s forced to face up to friends and family who’ve grown in ways he could never imagine, a wizarding London rebuilt beyond his expectations, and the anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts. And if that wasn’t enough, there’s the entirely unforeseen problem of Draco Malfoy.
Featuring pureblood wizarding traditions, ancestral magic, open mic nights, marriage equality, a diner in Brooklyn, and the return of Fleamont Potter.
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27 Jun 2024
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made weak by time and fate, but strong in will by Dialux
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Nov 2019
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In one world, James Potter is wandless when he faces Voldemort.
In another, he’s not.
[Apocalypse AU, where both Potters survive.]
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18 Jun 2024