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    A series of tales about Leo, and Kun, and their babies.

    Title from Father Figure by George Michael

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    Punk and John don't seem like the most dynamic duo in history, but they both seem to meet somewhere in the middle.

    Or, stories from a 20-year-old fairytale. Sort of.

    title from "Let The Light In" by Lana Del Rey

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    Works following the events after the 2022 World Cup.

    A man loses, a man wins; a tale as old as time.

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    How long can someone fight the inescapable force of first love?

    Or,

    How long can someone truly endure the ephemeral magic of it?

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    A serie of tales about the human life that a God lives among men.

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    Despite Bruce's innate lack of goodness – the way he knew that if someone were to peer next to his heart where his soul lay and they would find nothing but a gnarled, black pit – Clark had never been anything but kind. Bruce wanted to be good for Clark, to be able to look anyone in the eyes and say that they made each other better. Bruce wasn't a pity project, a moral charity case for Clark to take a fancy too. He could be someone worth loving, if he could only move past the coiled fear in his gut.

    Which found Bruce taking the elevator up to the seventh floor of the Daily Planet's headquarters, to the bullpen where he knew Clark worked.

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    30 Apr 2026

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    “You really wouldn’t mind if I had sex with someone else?”

    Ilya does mind. Hearing it said back to him, almost makes him flinch, a sudden and brittle sound right next to his ear that he fails to recoil from in time. But he swallows back the bitter truth and replies, “Of course not. If that is what you want.”

    He waits, sitting on his living room couch, phone pressed painfully against his ear, his other hand gripping his knees till his knuckles blanched. He could feel his own heart rattling behind his ribs, pulse rockingloudly. His mind was an echo of alarm, demanding of him: Why isn't Shane saying anything?

    It was the loudest silence he’s ever lived through, until Shane finally said, “Okay.”

    OR: inspired by the fight in TLG where Ilya tells Shane he can sleep with other men. But this time, Shane actually takes the offer.

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    “I’m right here. And you are okay, and you are safe, and healthy, and you are at home, yes? It is quiet, and nobody is there, nobody is bothering you. And the world is full of stupid idiots, but you are not one of them. And I am here. When you need me, I am here.”

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    or: The whole world thinks Shane is gay because of some stupid internet rumors, and he doesn't even have to confirm it. He's losing control of his entire life and he needs somewhere to put what little he does have.

    Ilya has open hands.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    looooove this!!!!

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    "Ilya, I'm not—we can't—I'm not pregnant."

    Ilya grins. “Not yet.”

    All Shane wanted was a nice, romantic weekend. A little yoga, a little relaxation, quality time with his husband. What he got was three days of prenatal classes, a room full of pregnant women, and Ilya treating the whole thing like his personal comedy special.

    They were the only couple without a baby bump. Ilya decided this was a minor detail. By the final day, he was more invested in their "pregnancy" than half the actual parents in the room.

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    Shane books the wrong yoga class. Ilya makes it everyone's problem.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    This is, by far, the weirdest concussion-fever-dream Shane has ever had. Especially considering the fact that he doesn’t have a concussion – he hasn’t taken a hit, or collapsed, or done anything that would result in head trauma in the last few months, as far as he knows. But clearly, he has to be misremembering, because there is no way this can be real.

    In which Shane Hollander gets turned every which way by four versions of Ilya Rozanov at once.

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    07 Feb 2026

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