10 Bookmarks by callingcrows

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  1. Rec 15

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    “Bunny up,” Phil says.

    Dan just blinks at him for a moment. Phil can see the gears turning in his brain, the non sequitur throwing him off. And then he can see the exact moment he understands, a grin breaking out across his face.

    they should have been playing mario kart to decide who was sorting the recycling, but dan is too distracting.

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    17 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 56

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    Dan has been obsessed with the thought of eating Phil’s ass since they first got together, but Phil has always denied him. Years later, when Phil asks him what he wants for his birthday, Dan knows exactly what to say.

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    10 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 6

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    "Why aren't you out there, then?" Dan asked, gesturing to the village. Occasional giggles and other noises could be heard, and shadows seen slipping between buildings and trees in the firelight.

    "Should I be?"

    "Seems like the sort of thing most enjoy."

    "Why aren't you?"

    "Maybe I like different things."

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    08 Jun 2026

  4. Rec 6

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    When Dan gets overwhelmed, he runs away. This is a fact of life that he has learned to accept and adapt around by now.

    Being a well-known mental health ambassador really only amplifies his need to make quick escapes sometimes. Like right now, for example. He hadn't expected the Chelsea Flower Show to be so overwhelming — normally he's able to blend into the background at press events like this and only do a couple of interviews, but five different reporters have flagged him down already. So, he absconded after the most recent one, fleeing into a less populated exhibit.

    Surprisingly, the Lovehoney exhibit isn't empty when he gets to the threshold of it; YouTube sensation Phil Lester is in there looking harried, with his hair mussed and his skin flushed red. He has a wild kind of look in his eyes when he looks over at Dan.

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    6
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    07 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 2

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    03 Jun 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 6

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    The Golden Pig is a nice enough ship; it's not one of those huge cruise liners that hold thousands of people, but it's smaller and more intimate and Dan actually feels like he has made more connections on this trip than he would have on the more typical Royal Caribbean cruise he usually works on.

    And yet, despite being friendlier with his fellow crew members on this voyage, Dan can't help but sequester himself to a corner during the post-cruise after party for the crew now that all of the passengers have disembarked. He's feeling a little shy, and maybe a little uncharacteristically bummed at the end of his contract, and instead of taking advantage of his last night on the boat, he's moping and nursing his third drink by himself.

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    31 May 2026

  7. Public Bookmark 16

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    When a strange item swaps each of them into the other's body, Dan wants to take the opportunity to explore some previously challenging territory.

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    31 May 2026

  8. Rec 24

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    "Uh, it's 2026. You're safe. I think maybe there's been some sort of time travel-"

    "It's not time travel," Dan said, exasperated (but adorable). "I'm still me, I remember everything. World tours, all our holidays, coming out, hard launch, you almost dying…"

    Phil felt a wave of relief. Going through this without Dan - his Dan, mentally speaking - would have been a lot more stressful.

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    29 May 2026

  9. Public Bookmark 60

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    It shouldn't be hard to find someone willing.

    Phil's looking. Dan's available.

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    28 May 2026

  10. Rec 30

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    "So you've befriended your favourite internet star, Dan Howell, what happens next?"

    a meta au in which "how to befriend your favourite internet stars" wasn't just a 2009 Dan humour comedy skit.

    please heed the tags, this one is for the phreaks. pwp.

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    Comments:
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    225
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2,135

    19 May 2026

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