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Night of the Living Enterprise! by camphalfblood80
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series
21 Oct 2025
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Spock put his hand over Kirks, “Your wants are never inconsequential to me James.”
Then Spock pulled back panting and looked into Kirk's eyes. The planet outside the window emitted a light that briefly shined onto Spock’s face. His pupils were dilated, his heart was racing and his teeth were as sharp as razorblades.
“Mr. Spock, what big teeth you have!” Kirk gasped.
“Ah!” Spock grabbed his head with his hands in anguish.
“Spock?”
“AHWOOOO” Spock howled.
It was at this point Kirk knew either something was truly wrong with Spock or he’d just lost his damn mind.
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Jess takes a final drag and maybe she performs a little, because she wants to see what’ll happen: maybe she licks her lips before, maybe she leans so the jut of her collarbone stands out underneath her shirt, maybe she makes a point to catch García’s eye when she inhales, when the smoke pulls into her chest, when she hitches her breath to keep it there.
Because García is watching, she has Jess pinned with her eyes, and this is probably a goddamn catastrophe of an idea (come on, don’t shit where you eat, McCready) but something about it feels alive to Jess, feels jittery and itchy like the buzz of a radio, like a snakebite under her skin. It feels right when the whole fucking day has felt wrong.
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05 Nov 2022
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Keith and Lance wake up married. In the future.
He lays there a moment, processing the faint throbbing in his head, a strange bitter taste like lemons in his mouth. When he opens his eyes, the room spins wildly into a kaleidoscope of colors, so he closes them again, breathing in and out until he feels less like he might throw up. He suddenly registers a warm weight over his waist, and lifts his head to see a brown arm thrown over him. It looks startlingly familiar, but different, bigger than he remembers, more toned.
Keith turns all the way around and comes face to face with Lance sleepily blinking his own eyes open.
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10 Jan 2022
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A Kiss is a Kiss (But it's never like this) by GibbousLunation
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
06 Jan 2017
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“How does this keep happening to us, every time.” Lance grumbled.
“You’d think they’d stop sending us on away missions,” he agreed. Honestly, between the poisonous plants of their last planet, and Lance’s tendency to always end up on the business end of every blaster or pointy ended stick, Allura was just being inefficient at this point.
Or, five times Keith kissed Lance but the situation was less than ideal, and one time Lance finally kissed him back.
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14 Jan 2022
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Keith nods just slightly in his hands, so Lance believes he’s been given permission and leans forward to press a fleeting kiss to his lips. In the back of his head he hopes it’s the best kiss Keith has ever had, but he’s quickly distracted by the hand fisting in the front of his shirt and forcing him a few inches back.
“Oh my god, you were right.” Pidge groans, rubbing her face.
Shiro looks a little stunned at the display, and maybe a little guilty, like he should have realized Lance’s mistake before it steamrolled into Keith’s discomfort—but Keith, himself, is wearing a very neutral expression. He licks his lips, and Lance is distracted by it a moment, even if it was a very plain kiss that he shouldn’t be distracted by. “See?” Keith says, tearing his eyes away and looking to Shiro, “We’re great actors.”
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Five kisses Lance doesn't count, and one he does.
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10 Jan 2022
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The paladins introduce Allura to the age-old Earthling game of truth or dare. Keith shares unwelcome knowledge about his sex habits. Hunk may or may not eat a sock. Somehow, sexual tension and relief ensues. Also, there are jokes.
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