Shaun Saxum (can_u_count_bees)
Fandoms
- Minecraft (Video Game) (2)
- Video Blogging RPF (1)
- Dream SMP (1)
Recent works
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I Hope You Miss Me In Heaven (A QSMP Fanfiction) by Shaun Saxum (can_u_count_bees)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
15 Apr 2023
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Summary
Slimes are not meant to live in the desert.
They spawn in cool, dark caves, buried deep beneath the Earth, or they spawn in swamps, surrounded by goop and gunk. In both situations, they have easy access to water.
The desert did not offer such an amenity.
Charlie had gone to his exile with nothing. No weapons, no tools, no food, no water, not even the clothes on his back. If he had taken anything, his punishment wouldn’t have been good enough - he needed to properly atone for the life he’d taken. Tilin was dead, and Charlie had killed him. Sure, it was an accident, a misclick, but that did not free him of the weight of guilt and regret. With his exile, he would atone.
Unfortunately for him, Quackity had his own ideas for what Slimecicle deserved.
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One, Two, Three and Four by Shaun Saxum (can_u_count_bees)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
05 Apr 2021
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Black, white, and grey. These colors had come to represent the entirety of the world for the unusual duo of failed presidents. Jschlatt and Wilbur Soot sat in the sand next to the ocean, backs against the cliff face behind them, staring out into the sea with vacant, pupil-less eyes and neutral faces. Schlatt, wearing his suit and tie loosely, sipped from his bottle of liquor as he looked over the ocean. Wilbur, whose beanie was slipping off the top of his head, sang Jubilee Line, the opening of your city gave me asthma, with as much emotion as he could dredge up from his static heart. His familiar trench coat, covered in an almost opaque layer of ash, sat motionless on his shoulders, hanging lifelessly like its wearer. Another day in Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, or, as Schlatt suggested, the Afterlife. The mood would shift when a new arrival began to approach.
"One, Two, Three and Four" is a story about the life of the deceased on the Dream SMP, the world they inhabit, and the arrival of a tragic old friend to this world. The psychology of the four inhabitants of the Afterlife will be explored more in later chapters as the friends learn to cope with the loss of their own lives together in a bitter-sweet story.