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can you feel the light, inside? can you feel that fire?
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[4:30 a.m.] MESSAGE FROM: Gavin Reed
i’ll tell you when i’m backnines?
You :SENT MESSAGE [4:30 a.m.]
Yes?[4:31 a.m.] MESSAGE FROM: Gavin Reed
i love youYou :SENT MESSAGE [4:31 a.m.]
I am worried this emergency is more than you let on.[4:34 a.m.]
Are you okay??[4:35 a.m.]
Gavin?ERROR 401: RECIPIENT OUT OF SERVICE
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an official rewrite of the unfinished 'Who the Hell Put Gavin in the Ceiling?', found on my page
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It's Always the Dead Who Harbor the Most Grudges [DISCONTINUED READ CHAPTER 8] by can_u_count_bees
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, DreamSMP, Dream SMP
29 Jan 2025
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When Wilbur and Schlatt are resurrected on the DreamSMP, most are happy to have the charming ex-President back; less are enthused about the drunk tyrant coming in tow.
The same can't be said for Wilbur, who's been biding his time in the afterlife.
Watching.
Seething.
Raging.
His symphony may have finished, but there's an encore calling his name.
And it's permeated with a bloody vengeance.
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Schlatt thought he didn't care about his traitorous Secretary.Afterlife changes perspectives.
Watching a teenager try to run a country AND handle the peer pressure of his former, power-hungry Vice President? Exile his best friend under orders of a puppeteer? Watch and hear said puppeteer proudly say they would murder him in cold blood, just so the 'life' of the server stayed in their control? Accepting his fate without question, without argument?
Maybe Schlatt wasn't so heartless;
Because his chest burned hotter than any whiskey or cigarette ever made him feel.
He burned with ungodly fury.
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(TDLR; c!Wilbur and c!Schlatt are gonna riot for everything Tommy, Tubbo and Fundy were put through, along with some family therapy cause they need it)Series
- Part 1 of Revival of the Vengeful [DISCONTINUED]
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Who the Hell Put Gavin in the Ceiling? [UNFINISHED, REWRITTEN, SEE CHAPTER 19&20] by can_u_count_bees
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
27 Jan 2025
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[4:28 a.m.] MESSAGE FROM: Gavin Reed
hey i’m leaving town for a couple days for a family emergency, can you go pick up Flip and Ollie from my apartment and have them stay with you until i get back?[4:29 a.m.] SENT MESSAGE: You
Of course. I will pick them up before the day shift. Have you notified Captain Fowler?[4:29 a.m.] MESSAGE FROM: Gavin Reed
no, do you think you could do that for me, i’m gonna be on the road for a bit.[4:29 a.m.] SENT MESSAGE: You
It will be no problem. May I ask what the family emergency details are?[4:30 a.m.] MESSAGE FROM: Gavin Reed
i’ll tell you when i’m back, junkyardand nines?
[4:30 a.m.] SENT MESSAGE: You
Yes?[4:31 a.m.] MESSAGE FROM: Gavin Reed
you are the best partner i’ve ever had. thanks for everything.[4:31 a.m.] SENT MESSAGE: You
While I appreciate the praise, I am worried this emergency is more than you let on.[4:34 a.m.]
Are you okay?[4:40 a.m.]
Gavin?ERROR 404: THIS NUMBER IS NO LONGER IN USE
A/N 2024 UPDATE: Read chapter 19!! And do not fret, this'll get finished one way or another :3
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I Hope You Miss Me In Heaven (A QSMP Fanfiction) by Shaun Saxum (can_u_count_bees)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
15 Apr 2023
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Slimes are not meant to live in the desert.
They spawn in cool, dark caves, buried deep beneath the Earth, or they spawn in swamps, surrounded by goop and gunk. In both situations, they have easy access to water.
The desert did not offer such an amenity.
Charlie had gone to his exile with nothing. No weapons, no tools, no food, no water, not even the clothes on his back. If he had taken anything, his punishment wouldn’t have been good enough - he needed to properly atone for the life he’d taken. Tilin was dead, and Charlie had killed him. Sure, it was an accident, a misclick, but that did not free him of the weight of guilt and regret. With his exile, he would atone.
Unfortunately for him, Quackity had his own ideas for what Slimecicle deserved.
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One, Two, Three and Four by Shaun Saxum (can_u_count_bees)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
05 Apr 2021
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Black, white, and grey. These colors had come to represent the entirety of the world for the unusual duo of failed presidents. Jschlatt and Wilbur Soot sat in the sand next to the ocean, backs against the cliff face behind them, staring out into the sea with vacant, pupil-less eyes and neutral faces. Schlatt, wearing his suit and tie loosely, sipped from his bottle of liquor as he looked over the ocean. Wilbur, whose beanie was slipping off the top of his head, sang Jubilee Line, the opening of your city gave me asthma, with as much emotion as he could dredge up from his static heart. His familiar trench coat, covered in an almost opaque layer of ash, sat motionless on his shoulders, hanging lifelessly like its wearer. Another day in Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, or, as Schlatt suggested, the Afterlife. The mood would shift when a new arrival began to approach.
"One, Two, Three and Four" is a story about the life of the deceased on the Dream SMP, the world they inhabit, and the arrival of a tragic old friend to this world. The psychology of the four inhabitants of the Afterlife will be explored more in later chapters as the friends learn to cope with the loss of their own lives together in a bitter-sweet story.
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Revival of the Vengeful [DISCONTINUED] by can_u_count_bees
Fandom: Dream SMP, DreamSMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
29 Jan 2025
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A currently planned two part series following the aftermath of the resurrection of Wilbur Soot and Schlatt. After watching the terrible treatment of their kin with their own eyes, the two ghosts burn with rage and vow to make sure that their boys are never harmed again by any means necessary. When revived and returned to the Overworld with changed hearts and three new lives, the two ex-dead seek out those who they left behind, and hope to reconcile their past relationships and begin anew; but not before settling a few scores.
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encompass by lightning_anon
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
07 Aug 2022
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this is an obligatory sbi foster au
While obligatory, this series challenges a few pervasive narratives and hopes to rewrite foster aus as a concept through radical acceptance, diversity, and realistic healing.
Most people writing foster aus have no idea what they're doing. And tbf- that's okay. Most people aren't reading foster aus for accuracy. But as someone who is knowledgable about these systems and the trauma of foster care, I really wanted to see an au that tackled these concepts head on. So I did it myself.
Thus, encompass was born, a foster au that tackles topics such as
-disability
-neurodiversity
-queer identities
-self harm and recovery
-abuse cycles
-intersex identities
-how the foster system actually works
-guilt, shame, and pride
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Bookmarked by can_u_count_bees
20 May 2021
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MMMMMMMMM WELL WRITTEN MENTAL HEALTH AND MADE ME CRY
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One, Two, Three and Four by Shaun Saxum (can_u_count_bees)
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
05 Apr 2021
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Black, white, and grey. These colors had come to represent the entirety of the world for the unusual duo of failed presidents. Jschlatt and Wilbur Soot sat in the sand next to the ocean, backs against the cliff face behind them, staring out into the sea with vacant, pupil-less eyes and neutral faces. Schlatt, wearing his suit and tie loosely, sipped from his bottle of liquor as he looked over the ocean. Wilbur, whose beanie was slipping off the top of his head, sang Jubilee Line, the opening of your city gave me asthma, with as much emotion as he could dredge up from his static heart. His familiar trench coat, covered in an almost opaque layer of ash, sat motionless on his shoulders, hanging lifelessly like its wearer. Another day in Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, or, as Schlatt suggested, the Afterlife. The mood would shift when a new arrival began to approach.
"One, Two, Three and Four" is a story about the life of the deceased on the Dream SMP, the world they inhabit, and the arrival of a tragic old friend to this world. The psychology of the four inhabitants of the Afterlife will be explored more in later chapters as the friends learn to cope with the loss of their own lives together in a bitter-sweet story.
Bookmarked by can_u_count_bees
05 Mar 2021