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    Ilya has been teaching the WAGS about edging. He mentions that Shane has done it to him, but he doesn't last as long as Ilya. Shane finds out about it, and sets out to show Ilya exactly how good his willpower is.

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    14 Jul 2026

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    Shane returns home after being dragged out for drinks and makes a late night snack, much to Ilya's amusement.

    He takes a step closer and leans down on the table, resting on his forearms. “Ilyusha, baby… we’re gonna be together forever, right?” he asks, his eyes wide and his voice soft, almost hesitant.

    Ilya can’t help but smile back as he nods his head slowly, “Forever.”

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Shane's first pride night in Ottawa. He catches a glimpse of his future in the crowd.

    Wyatt brushes the ice from his jersey and smiles at Shane through his face mask, “Yeah, it's a lot but… you had so little for so long. You should get to appreciate the a lot.”

    “You cannot make me cry before a game, Hayes,” Shane says, non-threateningly pointing a gloved finger at the goaltender.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    [Seven members of the Ottawa Centaurs stand in the backyard of Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov. Each of the men holds a bag of candy as they joke with each other while Harris Drover sets up the shot. The sun is beginning to dip in the sky behind them, and the Stanley Cup sits on a makeshift stand made out of a cushioned lawn chair. Shane hovers close to the cup, and can be seen eyeing it with concern as Ilya watches him with amusement.]

    Shane: That doesn’t look very stable. We could have at least dragged the patio table out here.

    Ilya: It’s fine, sweetheart.

    Shane: I know, but it’s my day with the cup, I don’t want anything to happen to it.

    Ilya: Bood seasoned jerk chicken in there, yesterday. I think it will survive a little trauma candy salad dump in our backyard.

    Shane: That feels like a famous last words kind of scenario.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    12 Jul 2026