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    Wanted: One emotionally unavailable man with poor dating instincts and low expectations. Must like cats.

    Unfortunately for Shota, Izuku Midoriya answered.

    Turns out, making the worst Tinder profile imaginable only works if nobody as curious as Izuku ever sees it.


    You've been matched on Q-Connect+

    HeroNerd: Is your profile intentionally concerning?

    SleepingRedFlag:Yes.

    HeroNerd: Huh.

    HeroNerd:That's actually kind of fascinating.


    After years of quirkist discouragement kept him from pursuing heroics, Izuku built a career analyzing people instead. Shōta, meanwhile, has been forced onto a dating app by Present Mic and intends to repel every possible match with cats, coffee, a sleeping bag, and blunt warnings about his terrible schedule.

    Most people see red flags.
    Izuku sees a puzzle.

    What begins with one strange profile becomes late-night conversations, mutual curiosity, and the unexpected comfort of finding someone who never asks the other to perform.

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    03 Aug 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 23

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    Shouta, Hizashi and Nemuri weren't planning on getting stuck on an alien planet after fighting in a war but here they were, stuck. They were jobless, homeless and as of right now - searching for parts for Hizashi's voice box after a previous battle took his throat out and left him needing a mechanical one.

    No one expected a small Veridian child to ask Shouta for help getting home and no one expected the simple request to turn their entire lives upside down.

    But it did.

    Follow the trio of found family as they navigate their new path on Veridia, making friends, encountering enemies and somehow, being changed forever.

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    03 Aug 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 57

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    "You're legally a mess."
    "Thanks."
    "We'll fix it."

    Oboro Shirakumo was supposed to die.
    Instead, he wakes up fifteen years in the future.

    The world survived a war. His classmates became heroes. His best friend became Eraser Head, a teacher, a husband... and somehow the father of two kids who insist on making room for him at the dinner table.

    Oboro was only gone for a moment.
    The world kept moving without him.

    Or: A story about grief, found family, rebuilding a life after losing everything, an adopted brother who quietly becomes indispensable, two exhausted dads doing their best, and one green-haired hero student might just convince him that the future still has something worth looking forward to.

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    01 Aug 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 93

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    “People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint - it's more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly... time-y wimey... stuff.” ― Steven Moffat, Doctor Who

    Alternately, the strange theory of time through the eyes and experience of Izuku Midoriya as he is displaced 15 years in the past.

    (Formerly 'Izuku's Wibbly Wobbly, Time-y Wimey Incident'.)

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    31 Jul 2026

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    Nedzu's expression hadn't changed since the beginning of the conversation.

    "Are you asking me, of all people, to teach Toshinori? The same Toshinori I know as well as you do, and to make sure he gets his teaching license? Seriously?"

    "Exactly," Nedzu chirped.

    "You know what? Threatening the HPSC would be much easier. In that case, you wouldn't have to accept him here at all."

    "And do you think they would simply withdraw this, even with a threat, Izuku-kun?" Nedzu wondered, tilting his head in that cute way, but for some reason, it seemed more dangerous than that.

    Izuku gave him an annoyed look. "I'm not interested in your offer, Nedzu Sensei. There's no need for that. I'll find a way to handle him... maybe threaten him a little." He muttered the last part quietly, but everyone in the room heard it.

    "You haven't even heard what my offer is, Izuku kun," Nedzu pointed out, feigning innocence, as if he hadn't asked Izuku to deal with that on his day off, while that would happen next year.

    Izuku looked at Nedzu in disbelief.
    "Sensei, you know I don't need to hear your offer when I know it's a job offer at U.A., don't you?"

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    17 Jul 2026