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    Ilya Rozanov is the thorn in Shane's side. He's rude, cocky, stressfully perceptive, and his stats are the only ones better than Shane's in the whole OUA. Even worse, they play on the same team, and the only person who might beat Shane out for the C next year is Rozanov.

    Ilya and Shane are so at odds they can't even manage to complete a stupid challenge at Playoff Camp without making fools of themselves and, according to Hazy, getting cursed.

    It's frustrating and embarrassing, until it becomes clear that the curse is very very real and it becomes horrifying instead. For the next six weeks (at least) Shane is stuck by Ilya's side, unable to go more than a few feet away without unbearable pain. 

    Now, they somehow have to pull off going to class, winning the playoffs, and not killing each other, not to mention keeping their secret from their friends and teammates.

    Shane is so fucked.

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    16 Nov 2025

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    This was everything I could’ve ever wanted

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    Shane Hollander was a man defined by rigor. By structure. By the elegant logic of a system mastered through sheer, unyielding effort. He spoke seven languages, not because they came naturally—though French and English had been a delightful exception—but because he pursued fluency like a grand, intellectual hunt.

    He, however, was failing Russian 301, and the solution was an enforced, peer-led intervention. His required tutor was a junior who knew the language “by osmosis”, and who, Shane knew from the university bulletin and an unfortunate run-in near the campus gym, belonged to the most obnoxious caste on campus: the frat star athletes.

    Ilya fucking Rozanov.

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    07 Nov 2025

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    Irene yk where the moneys at 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

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    Ilya Rozanov has been waiting for the opportunity to star in a gay romance for his entire career and he has finally achieved this dream, only to find out he has been cast opposite his archrival, Shane Hollander. In an attempt to allow Ilya to come out as bisexual to the world and to promote and draw audiences' attention to the indie production, Ilya's manager suggests he publicly date Hollander.

    Ilya is less than thrilled.

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    02 Nov 2025

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    Oikawa Tooru is the only legitimate son of the Western king which should make him the sole heir to the throne. Except that he's not. That's because he's an omega, and omegas aren't fit to rule. With his title stripped from him, Tooru is handed over as a peace offering to the Southern king's son, Iwaizumi Hajime. Life in the Southern kingdom is strikingly different from the life that Tooru has grown accustomed to in the luxurious Western kingdom but his adjustment to this strange, new place is paramount to the realm's fragile peace.

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    21 Oct 2025

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    So beautifully written 🩷🩷

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    23 Aug 2025

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