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Fandoms: Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
10 Sep 2025
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Ford Prefect is not a brave carbon-based being, okay? Nor is he the sentimental sort. Nor the one to buy a spaceship to help his (best) friend recover after his daughter shot him right before the (second) explosion of the Earth.
But sometimes, life throws this kind of uncharacteristic stuff at you, and you have to take it like a champ.
Especially when an intergalactic oil tycoon pulls your spaceship in his orbit, and things get a terrifying turn.Bookmarked by cementer
19 Jun 2025
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Stanford Pines and Bill Cipher are impossibly entangled with one another, like a knot beyond unraveling. To break the bond between them would require cutting the knot out entirely, severing a large portion of each of them in the process.
Or, Stanford knows about the barrier keeping Weirdmageddon contained prior to being captured, changing the course of the apocalypse. Statement Abnegation is a psychological horror novel following the complicated relationship between an imprisoned Ford Pines and his captor.
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09 Nov 2024
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“Yes I do,” he insists, settling down into the chair across from Bill, joints popping. “I made a mistake. I hurt someone. I'm owning up to it. That's how it works, being human.”
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- Part 1 of Bill: Become Human
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13 Oct 2024
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These are the contents of Theraprism patient Bill Cipher's dream journal, awarded to him for good-ish behavior several months after "the arts and crafts incident." Unfortunately, Bill Cipher does not have dreams. He doesn't. It isn't possible for something of his nature to have dreams.
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13 Oct 2024
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He’s not too self-conscious to scoff. “Even if I was to… 'polish the banister',” he starts, dipping down to feel for his glasses, “I wouldn't do it in the same room as you.”
“Why not?” Bill stretches his arms up and folds them behind his - well, not head. “Hasn't stopped you all the other times.”
His heart thrums hard, off-beat. His hands feel numb, heavy, like sandbags, dropping limply to press against the cool concrete floor. “What other times,” he rasps out.
Bill squints his eye in a facsimile of an unimpressed look. “Last night. Night before. Night before that. Used a pillow that time, that seemed to work pretty good-”
____________in which Ford's frustrations are getting in the way of his work, and Bill is happy to lend a helping hand!
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12 Oct 2024