cethmistmyk
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Many years ago, before the tribes of our ancestors began to build shelters, before they began to grow their own food, before they began to record the stories of their people; the heart of a star fell to earth.
What else could they do but pay it homage?
This is the story of the time before Atlantis. -
Dragons can teach you a lot about yourself by cethmistmyk
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Dec 2022
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It turns out parseltongue really is the mark of a dark wizard.
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- Part 3 of Evil Author Day 2022
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What if instead of Joe and Nicky being captured, it’s Joe and Booker. We all know the immortal husbands would move heaven and hell to get back their other half. We also know Booker didn’t have to do any searching, just ping Copley to set it up.
What’s that story look like?
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- Part 2 of Evil Author Day 2022
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To Live Another Day by cethmistmyk
Fandoms: Kingsman (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Dec 2022
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Harry Potter has been the Master of Death for longer than some stars have memories. He’s tired of being someone who saves the world. So when Death sends him to be a spy, it’s at least a change of pace from being a soldier.
Then he spots Eggsy. He’s got a cloud of death over him, but not the cloud of the dying, it’s something new. Something interesting. Something that would make him a very effective spy.Series
- Part 1 of Evil Author Day 2022
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Did you know, when a vampire is interrupted when hunting, they demand submission to protect their kill?
Tanya didn't remember!
Now Tanya belongs to Bella, and she's never been happier
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Evil Author Day 2022 by cethmistmyk
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Kingsman (Movies), The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
15 Dec 2022
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This is my collection where I post WIPs in all their unfinished glory.
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Changes by wenyuewen
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
01 Jan 2018
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After the events of Phoenix, Bella struggles to resume her 'normal' life. But all things change and when Bella is turned unexpectedly, she must rediscover who she is and where she stands. (Bella/Jasper)
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16 Sep 2025
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Cam Spider by Silver_Simp
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel (Comics)
24 Jun 2023
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Peter Parker is completely broke. He's tried so many times to find work, but between college and Spider-Man he hasn't been able to find anything that brings in enough to get by.
A little past desperate he tries out being a cam boy, not expecting much and about ready to get kicked out of his apartment, Peter is floored to find out just how much strangers on the internet are interested in his body.
On the flip side, Wade Wilson is pretty sure he's just stumbled across the most adorable guy in the world while looking for jerk off material. After a month of tuning in for every sexy little stream he does, the mercenary decides it's time to go track him down and get a private show in person.
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02 Jun 2025
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And Words Are Futile Devices by SordidDetailsFollowing
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, spideypool - Fandom
11 Feb 2019
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Peter doesn’t think he’s lonely. He’s too busy to be lonely. He’s twenty-two, working on his PhD and holding down a shitty job at the Daily Bugle, not to mention his nightly extra-curricular activities. He’s too busy for friends, and he’s certainly too busy for romantic interests. And yet, shockingly, apparently everyone in his life thinks he needs to stop being an anti-social recluse and get laid.
So Peter enters the wide, wonderful world of online dating. He doesn’t expect to find his soul mate, or even a friend, and he’s definitely not looking for hook ups. He doesn’t know what he’s looking for, really, until one Wade W. Wilson catches his eye and captures his heart with risqué dog pics and a concerning obsession with cannibalistic serial killers.
This is a love story. A sweet, inevitable journey towards each other. There is humor, and melancholy, and a touch of both gravitas and levity to the weeks that trickle by. But really it’s just an account of the slow, magnetic movement of Peter towards Wade, and Wade towards Peter.
Translated into: русский
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02 Jun 2025
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Swapping Boxes by CandyCoatedGabrielGirl (Sabriel_4Ever), Rin_Okumoron
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
12 Sep 2021
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Soulmate AU where people who have abilities share them with their soulmate when they have sex. Part of that, unknowingly for Peter or Wade, includes passing the boxes back and forth to each other every time they sleep together.
… Unfortunately for them, the boxes like Peter more than Wade. (Please read the tags)
Bookmarked by cethmistmyk
02 May 2025
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"We have to get into Malfoy Manor," Hermione concluded, frowning at the parchment they were using for their plans. "Damn. How do we even get in there?"
"Actually," Harry piped up…
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Bookmarked by cethmistmyk
17 Apr 2025