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    Anthony J. Crowley has been an MI6 spy for 10 years, completing successful mission after successful mission under the guidance of his quartermaster, Aziraphale Fell. But this life is starting to take its toll on him as he is getting older; and when, one day, his past comes back to haunt him, Crowley realizes that it might be time for him to hang up his gun and face all the things he has left unaddressed…

    (Yep, it is basically a James Bond/Q AU!)

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    An angel, a demon and a London bus during rush hour, it’s self-explanatory right?

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    01 Jun 2026

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    Aziraphale has an idea to keep Crowley distracted as he reads, but it might be more distracting to Aziraphale.

    Or, Crowley likes waiting inside, a cock warming fic.

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    28 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 13

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    au where Aziraphale realizes that heaven didn't actually need him as much as Crowley did.

    “Take those off.” Aziraphale whispered softly into the air between them.

    “What?” Crowley raised his eyebrows slightly, feeling quite dazed while the angel still stroked his cheek. “Take what off?”

    “Your glasses, please. I want to see your eyes.”

    “You–...” Crowley coughed out. “Okay… sure.”

    He lifted the hand opposite of Aziraphale’s and tugged off the glasses, folding them up into his hand. “Better?”

    title from "tonight" by twenty one pilots

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    28 May 2026

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    Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”

    “I believe so.”

    “And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”

    Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”

    “I can do that,” he croaked.
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    In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.

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