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To be fair, it was the Lamb’s fault.
..Maybe a little bit of Narinder’s, but it was mostly Lambert’s fault.
After a rather embarrassing accident on a crusade, Narinder opts to be resurrected instead of healed. Only, The Lamb's anxious mind haunted by past memories bumbled the ritual, and the cat comes back cursed: conscious, aware (not that The Lamb knows that) but with an insatiable hunger for flesh. Now, until Kallamar can return with crystals to cure him, Lambert must keep the cat alive, keep him from killing any of their flock and somehow keep him fed.
Unsurprisingly however, their husband already had a taste for mutton and is hardly taking any of this seriously.
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- Part 3 of The Rehabilitation Of Death
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14 Feb 2026
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After seeing just how differently Truthless Recluse reacted to praise when in subspace, compared to his usual flustered hissing, Sage gets an idea...
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Aka: Wildly self-indulgent SageRecluse smut that I wrote to get me out of writer's block.
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- Part 7 of Kat's Avian Pure Vanilla Works
- Part 4 of Sealed Fates
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09 Feb 2026
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"You know that unhinged shit you say to me when you think I'm asleep? Well… I wouldn't be.... adverse...to having some of that in the bedroom, you know?"
Not for the first time, you thought you might’ve broken The Pierrot.
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19 Jan 2026
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He wasn't used to being so thoroughly…wooed.
Especially by a creature four times his size that could easily snap his neck before he could even blink.
But he felt, confusingly, that he could trust Pure Vanilla to not do so; though, that was aided, admittedly, by the fact that he was currently carrying the spider's children.
To think he could truly "trust" anyone, though— now that was laughable.
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Or, Shadow Milk has an eggs-istential crisis. Porn with plot...unfortunately. Spider!PV x Thief!SM.
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- Part 2 of Spider!Nilla
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07 Jan 2026
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“Please,” Pure Vanilla whispered, voice barely above breath. “Can’t I hug my husband?”
Shadow Milk’s breath caught. His shoulders went rigid again, as if the word husband had struck some hidden bell inside his chest.
“Can’t I know my husband?” Vanilla whispered, and another kiss followed, this one at the corner of Shadow Milk’s mouth. “Can’t I have the pleasure of knowing his aches? Of kissing his wounds, of learning every line of him like scripture?”
His hands—those healer’s hands—rose again, fingers brushing through raven-dark hair and then sliding down to cradle his jaw.
Shadow Milk’s eyes had squeezed shut. His breath came unsteady. His hands still clutched his robes, but the grip was looser now. Less armor, more uncertainty.
“Allow me to be selfish,” Pure Vanilla whispered against his temple. “Just this once. Allow me to hold you.”
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- Part 2 of Pureshadow fae au
- Part 3 of My Cookie Works
Bookmarked by cheirnest
06 Jan 2026