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    “Jiujiu!!!!” he yelled across the house.

    “I’m right fucking here!!!” his uncle bellowed from the other side of the couch. Jin Ling looked up from his phone. “What do you need?”

    “I have to play League of Legends,” Jin Ling told him.

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    “And what does that have to do with me?” his uncle said, his eyebrows raised.

    “Everyone says everyone in League is really toxic and. And—” His uncle was the most toxic person he knew, he thought proudly. “And I wanted someone to look out for me.”

    When Jin Ling starts playing League of Legends, everything in his life begins to go wrong.

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    22 Apr 2022

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    Take courage, lover!

    — Law/OC, in theory. Post-timeskip sequel to Methyl Nitrate Pineapples.

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    22 Apr 2022

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    Genuinely asking: if you knew your brother was into snakes, and stupid besides, how could you not use that to your advantage? Loki character study, mostly post-Ragnarok.

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    24 Aug 2018

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    Enjolras swallowed. "I didn't know he had tattoos on his back."

    "Yeah," said Joly, shrugging. "I mean, he lives with me and before about noon, he's allergic to shirts—"

    "Why—" said Enjolras weakly.

    "I always figured he had a bad shirt experience," Joly offered. "Shirts killed his family, or his first dog got hit by a truck full of shirts."

    Enjolras shook his head. His face was a little flushed.

    "Ooh, are you experiencing symptoms?" said Joly, brightening. "What's your pulse doing? Are you breathing normally? How do your glands feel?"

     

    Inspired in part by tumblr user feferi's post here, specifically: "i am in love with the idea that enjolras is so baffled by his own emotions towards grantaire that he legitimately cannot tell if he has heartburn or stomach butterflies"

    Modern AU. Joly is a gentleman, a scholar, a med student—and, when need be, a matchmaker. And oh, the need is definitely being.

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    22 Aug 2018