ciggsnbeans
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I wrote this as a major assignment for my English Writing class. This went into my end of year folio. Which gets graded externally so some poor motherfucker working for the DoE has to read my shit and wonder if i have to go to an inpatient mental hospital.
I wonder what my grade will be.
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Bucky starts saying “my boyfriend Sam” in every sentence. Bob starts tallying it on a whiteboard.
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The Winter Soldier vs. Twitter (hashtag BuckRogers) by galwednesday
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Captain America - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
25 May 2016
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“Remember what I said about internet trolls?”
“Don’t feed the trolls.”
“Exactly. Did I not say the same thing to Barnes?” Tony asked rhetorically. “Were those not my exact words? I could have sworn they were, and yet.”
“Bucky’s feeding the trolls?”
“He’s throwing a goddamn seven-course troll banquet. Every time someone on Twitter asks if your relationship announcement is real, he replies. Colorfully.”
Steve opened his mouth to ask what “colorfully” meant, then caught the gleam in Tony’s eye and put two and two together. He blushed. Colorfully. “Oh.”
(Steve and Bucky announce their relationship in a very dignified press conference. Bucky then replies to every goddamn tweet asking him to confirm it with a different dirty euphemism. Things escalate from there.)
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- Part 1 of BuckRogers vs. the Internet
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The Ghost of Heroes by Enigmaris, ScarletNightFury
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Danny Phantom, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
09 Jul 2020
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“Uhh, Mr. Stark?” Peter said.
“What is it, Spiderman? You okay?”
“I’m fine but…I think we might have a ghost fighting on our side.”
“Impossible.” Thor interrupted. “Ghosts hate the living.”
“Yeah well one just saved my life and made a joke about New York’s rat problems.”
Silence over the radio.Or, New York City isn't prepared for a ghostly invasion. The Avengers are finally all in the same place again. Thor and Bruce are back from space with a semi-reformed chaos god and a thousand refugees in tow. Steve and the Rogues have got their pardons and are ready to start being heroes again. But Tony isn't ready trust, neither is his new protegee Spiderman. The fractured team can't seem to come together. It's a good thing then that Danny Phantom is ready to save the day. That doesn't mean anyone is prepared for when he keeps showing up.
NOW COMPLETE!
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- Part 1 of The Ghost of Heroes Extended Universe
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OHOHOHOHOHOOHHHHHH goes hard even my coworker knows this one
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The Easter Avenger (by Mario) by orphan_account
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
06 Jul 2014
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When the Easter Bunny fails to do his duties, Nuck Furry must pick up the slack so the Avengers and friends don't go basketless on Easter morning.
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the crack is so fuckin potent but its rrly funny
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flyin' high (in the friendly sky) by Lies_Unfurl
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 Apr 2021
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Up close, Bucky especially doesn’t look threatening. Because now Sam can smell something besides the heavy brine of the sea. And—
“Dude, are you getting high on my dock?”
(Sam and Bucky sit on the pier and smoke; that's it, that's the fic)