18 Bookmarks by clockworkouroboros

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    Finally, nearing the bottom of the notifications, Joe spots a new commenter. He gets a handful of new followers most days, but they usually either lurk or have been commenting for ages already. This guy isn’t a new follower, and Joe hasn’t seen him comment before. A quick glance at his profile shows that he is following Joe, and has been for a while - he likes almost everything Joe posts. He’s never said anything before, though.

    This guy, @dj_nova, has commented, Excuse me, is that a quote from Inferno? below Joe’s deadlift video.

    “Yes!” Joe cries out, sitting up in bed.

    OR: The one where Instagram fitness and lifestyle thirst trap Joe Al-Kaysani has a problem in that he becomes incredibly tongue-tied around a very cute barista at his favorite café even though he really wants to discuss medieval poetry with him.

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    24 Feb 2021

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    The first Snapchat that anyone ever sends Geralt is a picture of his own irritated face.

    shrike_princess: can u believe this dumbass finally got a snapchat bc a cute boy asked him nicely

    "It wasn't even that nicely," Geralt says flatly.

    AKA: The one where Geralt is a bartender and Jaskier sings karaoke.

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    21 Aug 2020

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    Nicky cuts himself shaving.

    It’s not healing.

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    08 Aug 2020

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    "Jaskier, how drunk are you?" he asks, and Jaskier breathes a laugh into Geralt's shoulder.

    "I am excellently drunk, Geralt, I've done a very good job of it. I am as drunk as a Skelligen skunk."

    "There are no skunks on Skellige."

    "I am as drunk as a Skelligen monk, then."

    Which is fairly drunk, all things considered; Skelligens don't fuck around about that sort of thing.


    Geralt has been foolish about many things in his long life, and every time to his detriment; he'll not make the mistake of deluding himself that someone like Jaskier, with all the world open to him and everything to offer in return, would ever really choose Geralt's company in that way.

    (Geralt may not be a reliable narrator of his own life.)

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    13 Jul 2020

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    For the space of a single breath Geralt concedes. He almost melts into Jaskier’s painstakingly careful touch, the soothing way the bard invites him to take refuge in someone else for a little while, but then Geralt’s mind catches up with the rest of him.

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    20 Apr 2020

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    Contrary to popular belief, Jaskier knew when he’d fucked up. Sure, the knowledge usually led to him digging a bigger hole for himself, but he was at least self-aware enough to know that he was, at heart, a massive idiot. 

    Which was why he was currently knocking on the door to Geralt’s apartment, a box of chocolates held awkwardly in one hand. 

    “Geralt!” he greeted as soon as the other man opened the door. He held out the chocolates first as a preemptive peace offering, knowing well that he’d need it. “Date me.”

    Geralt shut the door in his face. 

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    11 Apr 2020

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    AU - Fake Dating

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    It's a bitterly cold night, so Geralt and Jaskier huddle for warmth.

    aka a whole fic about these dumbasses sharing beds and catching feelings

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    09 Apr 2020

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    Their return to Gallifrey was supposed to be a victory. But between old nightmares, new political maneuvers, and a quiet tension between Romana and Leela as they struggle to find their place again, it's not exactly everything they'd hoped.

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    21 Dec 2019

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    As soon as Aubrey Thyme, psychotherapist, had opened her office door and seen her new client, Anthony J. Crowley, sitting in her waiting area, she was observing and assessing him. At first glance, she paid attention to the following:

    --His clothing was expensive and stylish;
    --He wore very strange but noticeable cologne;
    --His relationship to the seat he occupied could only, very loosely, be described as “sitting;”
    --He looked angry;
    --He was wearing sunglasses.

    What Aubrey Thyme, a professional, thought, upon first seeing her new client was: you’re going to be a fun one, aren’t you?

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    03 Nov 2019

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    The Doctor has a lot of reasons for choosing the twentieth and twenty-first century on Earth when guarding the vault. Some he even admits to. Though not necessarily to the people in question.

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    29 Jun 2019

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    Sometimes it's the quiet moments that change everything.

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    27 May 2019

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    For the first half hour of wandering through the forest outside the biodome, everything was fine – despite the fact that they were, of course, very very lost.

    And then it wasn’t.

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    24 May 2019

  13. Rec 28

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    Braxiatel directs amateur community theatre in the small village of Gallifrey. Romana is the Council Leader in Gallifrey, and uses theatre as a political distraction. Eventually they hold hands.

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    25 Feb 2019

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    During a delicate treaty negotiation, Leela finds herself on the receiving end of an unwanted marriage proposal. Set during a magical golden hour in the vicinity of Enemy Lines.

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    Going after anyone from the tight-knit group at the top of Gallifreyan society is a terrible idea.

    They're protective of each other. They all possess the capacity to cause absolutely terrifying levels of destruction. And they tend to have loopholes in their moral codes, for whenever anyone threatens their friends.

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    For Leela and Narvin, Liaison Officer Hossack's peace conference becomes a jumble of overwritten timelines. This is an account of what happened during a few of those forgotten moments.

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    18 Feb 2019

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  17. Rec 19

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    Research, documents, the scrawlings of madmen- written onto page with captured starlight, painted upon skin, scrawled onto bone.

    A collection and continuation of the in-universe documents from the War in Heaven that I originally posted on my tumblr blog Notes in the Archives. The question of what kind of archive would store these strange pages and notes is left as an exercise for the reader.

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    16 Jan 2019

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  18. Rec 16

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    Sometimes even Gallifrey's CIA agents need a little R&R. Who wouldn't enjoy a minibreak on the paradise planet of Davidia?

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    1,099

    11 Jan 2019

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