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    Brown eyes by

    Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs  

    16 Oct 2025

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    Chuuya is hurt by the one person he trusts.

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    24 Dec 2025

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    quite like us by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    30 Apr 2022

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    [18:12] Seriously, wrong number. Don’t send shirtless pictures to strangers.

    [18:13] Padfoot, this rejection hurts.

    [18:16] What’s a Padfoot?

    [18:17] Wait, is this actually not Padfoot?

    [18:19] I don’t even know what that is, but no. I’m not a Padfoot.

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    14 Nov 2025

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    Padam Padam by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU, Justice League - All Media Types  

    11 Oct 2023

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    Batman's heartbeat keeps speeding up whenever Clark is around. For instance: when Clark greets him, half-naked, on a Gotham rooftop. Or when he uses his superstrength to save a busload of schoolchildren. Or sometimes even just when he smiles.

    Clearly the poor man is terrified of him.

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    12 Nov 2025

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    How to Date the Batman by

    Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types  

    04 Nov 2017

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    Someone spots the Batman kissing Mild Mannered Reporter Clark Kent. Hijinks ensue.

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    12 Nov 2025

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    Turnabout is Fair Play by

    Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types  

    18 Nov 2017

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    Superman kissed Bruce Wayne in full view of several dozen phones. Now the whole world, including Lex Luthor, knows Superman has a boyfriend. But that's okay. Batman has a plan. (Sequel to How to Date the Batman.)

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    12 Nov 2025