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  1. Public Bookmark 37

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    Between set schedules, filming, script readings, proof-editing, dress rehearsals, and his own hang-ups about those star-studded events, Tenna rarely makes a public appearance. This time, though, there was no saying 'no' to the offer of a lifetime: an extravagant, exclusive invitation to an all-expenses-paid gathering of high-profile award winners.

    Mettaton and Tenna find themselves in the same limousine, where their first meeting takes a sharp left turn as they find themselves caught dead in the middle of an assassination attempt.

    Real drama! Real bloodshed! Real Pippins! Real... Feelings?! Scrap that last part.

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    13 Sep 2025

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    Perhaps this was a good sign. A step in the right direction and away from his downwards spiral of uuuggghhhh. Because the way Mettaton saw it, he now had one of two options.

    One: retreat to the lukewarm comforts of a lumpy couch until he became one with the cushions and waited until the inevitable heat death of the universe collapsed onto him to finally end the soul-crushing boredom.

    Or two: watch whatever the hell was on his newly acquired TV.

    Alone and bored to death, Mettaton looks for a way to pass the time while the Internet is down. Good news, he does. Bad news... uh, it’s totally normal to want to kiss your recently acquired TV, right? (asking for a friend, haha...)

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    07 Sep 2025

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    Tenna considers himself to be a seasoned family entertainer, a jack of all trades in the high-flying business of distraction. He knows what makes children laugh and mothers smile.

    His new home has no children or parents. It’s barely a home at all, only a tiny room with an audience of one.

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    08 Aug 2025

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    Wyll, the bleeding heart of the bloody Frontiers, really ought to be dead by now if this is how he treats the creatures of the night: walking off with one of them, alone, into the shadow of the trees, just to watch it feed.

    Astarion has a peculiar problem. Wyll has an unexpected solution.

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    19 Sep 2024

  5. Public Bookmark 49

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    "He's going to kill you, pet." Mizora leans down, ghosting her hand over the trancing Astarion. "He'll tear out that pretty throat of yours."

    Wyll grits his teeth. "Don't pretend like you care about me."

    She laughs, throaty and rich. "Who else will?"

    In which Wyll falls in love with a monster, and nothing is as it seems.

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    12 Jul 2024