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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Welcome to my collection of one shots for the 2020 Carry On Countdown! I'll be sporadically making some fics and also some playlists and moodboards on my tumblr! I hope you enjoy.

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    05 Dec 2020

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Day 10: Crossover

    Simon and Baz find out something about the prince.

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    04 Dec 2020

  3. This has been deleted, sorry!

    29 Sep 2020

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    A large thump came from behind him followed by a clumsy string of curse words. Baz whipped around to see none other than Simon Snow himself, sprawled on the ground about a hundred feet behind him.

    Simon stared at him with wide eyes, looking up from his spot on the ground. A leaf was sticking out of his curls and there was a smudge of dirt on his left cheek. Baz wanted to lick it off.

    Baz was about to open his mouth and let a few choice words tell Snow exactly what he thought of his late-night stalker routine but Simon interrupted him before he could.

    “You-you’re a vampire.”

    Baz went still.

    ~~~

    Simon finds out Baz is a vampire, they fight in a snowstorm, get locked out of Watford, have to find shelter in a cottage in the Wavering Wood, and there is tragically only one bed. Whatever shall they do?

    (Now with two stunning pieces of fanart for two of the chapters!! <33)

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    16 Sep 2020

  5. Public Bookmark 79

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    baz
    are you up??

    It's 2am, Snow

    well you seem to be up, so

    Is this a booty call?

    maybe 🙄

    Unbelievable
    I've never met a hornier person in my life

    does this mean i can come to yours?

    Come here before I change my mind

    (The friends with benefits, texting fic no one asked for.)

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    12 Sep 2020

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    When Simon finds the cursed voice recorder while snooping through Baz's stuff and accidentally sets it off, Baz is left voiceless and magicless.

    Baz is desperate to get his magic back—but when he finds out the solution, he reckons the cure might be worse than the condition.

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    23 Aug 2020

  7. This has been deleted, sorry!

    20 Aug 2020

  8. Public Bookmark 15

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    When Baz's finishes his day at uni, he comes to visit Simon as he always does. Simon notices that his boyfriend is more tired than usual and decides to do something.

    prompt #1: "What the fuck were you thinking?"

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    05 Aug 2020

  9. Public Bookmark 65

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    "And anyway, what's the big deal about being a virgin? Society is so weird about that. Twenty is still young. You've got time, Simon."

    I groan. "I don't have time. Baz is going to kill me and I'm going to die a virgin."

    "Maybe you should try Baz," she snorts. "You're already occupied with him."

    "Ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous."

    ∸∸∸∸∸∸

    Simon Snow does not want to die a virgin, but he knows there's only one person who can help him with that.

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    31 Jul 2020

  10. Public Bookmark 20

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    It's roughly twenty years post Carry On. Simon and Baz earned their happy ending. They beat the baddies and conquered their demons. Life is a little less exciting now, but filled with warmth, love, and humor.

    Here is a day in the life of happily married Snowbaz...

    With a baby, a snarky three year old, and a visit from beyond the veil.

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    25 Jul 2020

  11. Public Bookmark 45

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    Simon should have been worried about me plotting. I am everything Baz is, except maybe evil. I am smart. I am perfect.

    I am plotting.

     

    Penelope realises that maybe Baz doesn't really hate Simon as much as he would like the world to believe. And maybe Simon doesn't really hate Baz as much as he believes he does. And because she knows that these idiots can absolutely not be trusted to figure their feelings out, she takes matters into her own hands.

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    23 Jul 2020

  12. Public Bookmark 49

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    “Y’know, we don’t have to die virgins. Like, there’s two of us. And you like blokes.”

    Baz and Simon are trapped in a falling castle. Simon has an idea.

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    17 Jul 2020

  13. Public Bookmark 32

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    Simon and Baz have been secretly dating for quite a while this year at Watford. But one slip-up may have ruined their last bit of secrecy... from Penny.

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    16 Jul 2020

  14. Public Bookmark 17

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    Baz has gone soft.

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    05 Jul 2020

  15. Public Bookmark 39

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    Baz asks Simon to meet him down by the lake for a rendezvous, and ends up drowning in Simon's sweet nothings.

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    28 Jun 2020

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    Warmth blooms in Alex’s chest. He tilts his head a little. “Like what you see?”

    Henry bites his lip just a little as he pulls Alex’s shirt off, fingertips brushing Alex’s skin. He nods.

    “You want it?”

    “Mhm.” He reaches out and rests a hand on one side of Alex’s chest.

    “Then come and take it, baby.”

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    27 Jun 2020

  17. Public Bookmark 31

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    "Simon Snow has disappeared by the time we get to the bar, and the gin is starting to warm my insides. I decide, fuck it all, I’m going to get hammered. Because I’m twenty-two and nothing - not my father, not the beer stain on my cuff, and especially not Simon Snow - is going to ruin this night for me."

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    24 Jun 2020

  18. Public Bookmark 16

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    It wasn’t a difficult task, or a lot to ask for. We both just wanted Snow to have a good birthday, but Penelope Bunce is so thick-skulled sometimes it’s a wonder her neck can support it at all.

    “Just let me carry it, Basil, you’re going to drop it.” She kept reaching out to me, chiding me as I dug into my pocket with one hand to grab my keys. I rolled my eyes, tightening my hold on the cake box I had balanced against my hip. It was perfectly secure between my hand and my body, but Bunce wouldn’t let up, insisting that I would drop the box if she didn’t have it in her hands immediately.

    But the only things affecting my hold were her clammy hands trying to pry it away, jerking at it enough to dislodge it from my very secure hold. Which, had she followed through and grabbed hold of the box firmly, would not have been a problem.

    But she didn’t.

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    22 Jun 2020

  19. Public Bookmark 71

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    Baz loves cuddling Simon in bed, not that he'd ever say so out loud. Today though, he actually really does need to get up. Not that his octopus-limbed, extraordinarily stubborn boyfriend seems to understand that.

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    14 Jun 2020

  20. Public Bookmark 15

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    Simon and Baz spend the day in bed.

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    14 Jun 2020

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