effing-numpties (avenging_cap)
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It was a graveyard smash! by effing-numpties (avenging_cap)
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
01 Nov 2021
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When Simon and Shep decide they want to dress up as each other for Halloween, all they need is an excuse to go out. A Halloween road trip to visit Nessie seems like just the thing! Now to convince Baz and Penny.....
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somebody's gotta catch him out by effing-numpties (avenging_cap)
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
27 Oct 2021
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“They think she did it, but they just can't prove it
She thinks I did it, but she just can't prove it”
-no body, no crime, taylor swiftThe Mage escapes after Simon gives away his magic, and the gang gets permission to hunt him down in his new rumored location, the southern United States. They're lost and confused, but their Olive Garden waiter just might be able to help.
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- Part 9 of evermore songfics
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yes, i got your letter. yes, i'm doing better. by effing-numpties (avenging_cap)
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
17 Aug 2021
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“I know that it's over, I don't need your closure.”
-closure, taylor swiftAgatha is learning a lot about herself in a place that hurt her many times. After she and Niamh kissed, they decided to give each other space to grow. Now that Agatha is growing into herself--and the nature around her--she might be ready to grow with someone else, too
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- Part 8 of evermore songfics
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long story short, i survived by effing-numpties (avenging_cap)
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
09 Jul 2021
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“When I dropped my sword
I threw it in the bushes and knocked on your door”
- long story short, taylor swiftSimon and Baz have been through a lot. Losing magic and fighting vampires and fighting more vampires and, well, long story short, it was a bad time.
Now, they've settled down, settled in, and are ready to take their next steps. (Long story short, they survived.)
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- Part 7 of evermore songfics
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do you ever stop and think about me? by effing-numpties (avenging_cap)
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
25 Jun 2021
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“It's never too late to come back to my side.
The stars in your eyes shined brighter in Tupelo.”
- dorothea, taylor swiftSimon and Baz grew up at Watford together, but when they were old enough to attend, the Mage kept Simon away from him. Simon's a bit of a celebrity at Watford, and Baz wonders if Simon still thinks about their childhood together.
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- Part 6 of evermore songfics
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evermore songfics by effing-numpties (avenging_cap)
Fandom: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
27 Oct 2021
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Undredal is a charming village. Nestled among the remote fjordlands of Norway, surrounded by steep cliffs and glassy water, it’s like something out of a fairytale. (One could even call it magical.)
But Undredal has been harbouring a big secret—and it’s not the amazing goat cheese.
Baz Pitch doesn’t know it, but he’s about to find out what it is.
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An AU where Ebb got to Simon before the Mage could and ran off to Norway. The World of Mages was never the same.
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30 Jun 2023
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Stella, Stellina by sconelover for sturdust_dreamer
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell
17 Aug 2021
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“Through these old streets I wander dreamily; around me Florence sweeps her busy tide of life.”
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Baz has been studying abroad in Florence for five months. Simon Snow is coming to visit him.
Just one problem: they’re broken up.
This is a story about how a city can be magic—how cobblestone paths and lamplit bridges can be waystops along the journey to healing and acceptance. It’s a story about falling in love anew. It’s about wings, and stars, and fashion… and also Italian food.
(The road ahead, if nothing else, will at least be beautiful.)
{{ART!!!}}
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All These Little Things by waterwings for chiara_scuro
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
27 Dec 2020
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Fresh snow glances off the windshield, melting into nothing on contact, but somehow managing to be a prescient reminder of the centralizing feature of my whole hopeless life. Snow. It’s always Snow.
It’s December 24th, and for the first time in years, I am not with Simon Snow.A story through years and anniversaries that lingers in the little things, the addition or subtraction of which will (hopefully) add up to a life.
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Purr-fect Strangers by AliceLiddle for Fight_Surrender
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
24 Mar 2021
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A series of meet-cutes involving movie rentals, Sephora, hardware stores, and pet adoption - there's only so many times you can run into someone before you have to take the relationship further, right?
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Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot? by waterwings
Fandoms: Carry On Series - Rainbow Rowell, Simon Snow & Related Fandoms
02 Feb 2021
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Should old acquaintance be forgot?
Individuals affected by this tricky spell will lose all memories of one another, with the sole exception being the seconds approaching and following midnight on New Year’s Eve. Victims will be forever drawn to one another, doomed to spend each and every New Year’s Eve together. There is no counter spell. (Rumour has it that the spell can be reversed with a kiss, but this is not common knowledge.)A love story that no one remembers but is also impossible to forget, told from new year to new year.